Hugging Your Way Out of Dictatorship: A Revolutionary Strategy
OMG! 😱 Authoritarianism is, like, SO last season! Time for a “Revolutionary Love” Spring Series! 🙄 Apparently, we’re still in…
Month: May 2025
CRYPTOPSY Drops a Video So Brutal It’ll Make Your Grandma Clutch Her Pearls and Demand More
So, CRYPTOPSY, those lovable grandpas of guttural growls, are dropping their *ninth* studio album, “An Insatiable Violence,” on June 20…
One Piece Card Game Regionals: Prepare for Inevitable Disappointment
**OMG! 😱 Join the PPG Events One Piece Card Game May Regionals on Saturday, May 31st, for a day of…
Neurodiversity & Trauma: Come for the Buzzwords, Stay for the Existential Dread
OMG! 🤯 “Neurodiversity & Trauma” conference! May 22nd & 23rd, 2025, 1400-1800 GMT. Zoom? Seriously? 🙄 Free for ALL! Prepare…
Marvel’s 1943: Rise of Hydra Gets Pushed Back to 2026, Apparently “Best Possible Experience” Requires Time Travel
Oh, great, another video game delay! 🙄 Skydance New Media, the folks who brought you… well, nothing much yet, have…
Microsoft Gently Prunes a Few Unnecessary Weeds, Definitely Not a Bloodbath
Breaking News! Microsoft, the company that brought you Clippy (RIP, you annoying paperclip 📎), is at it again! Seems like…
DMV’s 2025 Summer Kickoff: Get Ready to Yawn to Rare Essence While Waiting in Line Forever
OMG! The “Summers” most anticipated event is BACK at Tysons II Galleria! 🤣 For the 3rd year! June 8th, 12-8pm…
Navy Pier Thinks House Music Will Save It, RSVP Now or Be Square
**OMG! 🙄 “I Love House Music Chicago” is throwing a FREE rave at Navy Pier Beer Garden, 700 E Grand…
Sky Bar Roof Top Presents: Free Sky High Saturdays (Guaranteed to Be Mildly Elevated)
**🎉 OMG! SKY HIGH SATURDAYS! 🎉 Witness the rooftop “vibes” at Sky Bar Rooftop, 45-06 Pearson Street, LIC, NY, every…
Strategic Foresight: Or, How to Pretend You Know the Future and Charge a Fortune
Dr. Ariel Kruger, Program Facilitator will reveal the *real* secrets of predicting the future🔮! Learn Linchpin Scenario Analysis – because,…