MI5 Spills Tea (Figuratively, Probably) in Online Tour
OMG! 😱 MI5, those shadowy peeps, are doing…wait for it…an ONLINE TOUR! 🤣 Curator Mark Dunton will reveal secrets! Will…
Month: May 2025
LYFE ATL: Showing Up is Half the Battle (The Other Half is Getting Past the Bouncer)
EACH AND EVERY SATURDAY THE BEST PARTY IN ATLANTA URGENT! Text “LYFE” to 404.386.1888 for VIP bottle service EVERY SATURDAY!…
Humans Still Bumbling Through Another Day: A Real-Life Sitcom No One Asked For
OMG, Prepare for the #1 Saturday night snooze-fest in ATL! 😴 Revel Saturdays: Where dreams go to die (of boredom).…
Karaoke In The Gardens: Plants Beg For Silence
OMG, Miami Gardens is, like, *19* years old?! 🥳 In 2022, this “city” (pop. 113k) in Miami-Dade County is trying…
Kids Building Wisconsin 2025: Probably Won’t Collapse (Maybe)
OH NOEZ! Kids Building Wisconsin is BACK! 🙄 Prepare for tiny humans swarming McKee Farms Park, Fitchburg, WI, May 17,…
Atlanta Rooftop Rave: Guaranteed to Cause Noise Complaints and Regret
OMG! Atlanta’s #1 Rooftop Day Party (allegedly, for 3 years!) returns to the newly renovated (who cares?) Cafe Circa Lounge,…
Career Fair: Desperate Tech Companies Throwing Warm Bodies at Problems, Get Your Free Swag (Maybe a Job)
**OMG! Another “exclusive” Tech Career Fair US/Canada! 🙄 Sign up, upload your soul (resume), and MAYBE, just MAYBE, Fortune 500…
Twinkl Phonics: Finally, A Way To Teach Reading (Maybe, Probably Not) To Kids Who Think Letters Are Just Squiggles
Oh, great, another mandatory “interactive” phonics session! 🙄 Prepare for breakout rooms of awkward silence and forced sharing. Cameras ON,…
Oh Noes! The Economy’s Gonna Die: A Guide to Hoarding Toilet Paper and Crying Into Your Savings
OMG, another “expert” 🙄! Ashley Feinstein Gerstley, CFP® (because acronyms = smart), wrote “Financial Adulting” 🤣 and “The 30-Day Money…
BET Awards 2025: Still Trying to Snag a Ticket, Huh
**OMG! 🙄 BET Experience: Buju Banton (who?) kicks things off WED, June 5 at the Hollywood Palladium. Roots Picnic (still…