NYC’s 2025 Small Business Expo: Come Watch Your Dreams Die Slowly
The NYC Department of Small Business Services (SBS) is hosting the NYC Small Business Month Expo! Get “free” info (lol),…
Month: May 2025
NYPL’s FREE Job Fair 2025: Come Get Slightly Less Unemployed!
**NYPL is hosting a Job Fair & Expo 2025! ð€£ Get FREE tickets on April 17 and “connect” with employers…
Miami Worldcenter’s “Grand” Opening: Free Tapas and Maybe a Parking Spot
OMG! Miami Worldcenter’s grand opening is on May 22nd! ð€© RSVP? LOL, good luck with that! It’s at NE 10th…
âWho Even Is Janet Jackson?â â Internet in Shock Over AMA Icon Award
When the news broke that Janet Jackson â yeah, that Janet Jackson, the one you only vaguely remember from some…
Gal Gadot and Some Other Dude to Ruin ‘Ruin’
Oh, joy! Another Gal Gadot movie! Because the world CLEARLY needs more of… that. ð And this time, she’s gracing…
CBGB FESTIVAL 2025: We Dug Up Some Legends (Literally, Maybe)
OMG! ð± They’re resurrecting CBGB (again?) with the CBGB Festival, brought to you by the oh-so-punk corporate overlords at The…
Baby Saves Affair
    Read MoreThe OnionSANTA CLARA, CAâFollowing a long rough patch that had led them to consider ending their adulterous relationship, local…
OMG, Remember These ‘Singers’? (AKA The 2000s, A Dark Time for Music)
The 2000s? Oh honey, that was a *time*. A time of questionable fashion choices, even more questionable hairstyles, and music…
Ryan Roxie, Probably-Never-Gonna-Be-As-Good-As-Alice-Cooper Guitarist, Releases Single That’s TOTALLY ‘Better Than You’ (Says Him)
OMG! ð±ðž Ryan Roxie, the guy who occasionally strums a guitar next to Alice Cooper, is back with a NEW…
Queens of the Stone Age: ‘Alive In the Catacombs’ â More Like ‘Barely Conscious In a Basement,’ Am I Right
QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE, those lovable desert weirdos, are finally releasing that Catacombs thing everyone totally forgot about. Prepare…