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Day: June 11, 2025

Oh, the Horror: “Puppy Mill” Unearths a Whopping 200 Fluffy Felons in Ocean County
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Oh, the Horror: “Puppy Mill” Unearths a Whopping 200 Fluffy Felons in Ocean County

Big ElephantJune 11, 2025June 11, 2025

Oh, the horror! Another day, another leftist sanctuary turning into a cesspool. Seems like these “animal lovers” were too busy…

Hospitals: The New Five-Star Orphanage for DCS Drop-offs
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Hospitals: The New Five-Star Orphanage for DCS Drop-offs

Big ElephantJune 11, 2025June 11, 2025

Another day, another disaster courtesy of the Democrat-run state! Can you believe this nonsense? These poor kids are stuck in…

Lexington’s Downtown Gets a Grip: Road Closures and Detours for a Parade (Yes, Another One)
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Lexington’s Downtown Gets a Grip: Road Closures and Detours for a Parade (Yes, Another One)

Big ElephantJune 11, 2025June 11, 2025

Oh, the horror! Lexington, SC, is shutting down for a Christmas parade! Can you believe the woke mob is letting…

Local Car Dealership Lightly Emptied of Some Overpriced Metal
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Local Car Dealership Lightly Emptied of Some Overpriced Metal

Big ElephantJune 11, 2025June 11, 2025

Folks, can you believe this? $200,000 worth of American muscle, GONE! Stolen from a dealership in Thomaston, Georgia. You know…

Mama Bear YEETS Trash Panda Away From Tiny Human
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Mama Bear YEETS Trash Panda Away From Tiny Human

Big ElephantJune 11, 2025June 11, 2025

Another day, another victim of the radical left’s open-borders policy – this time, it’s a five-year-old girl attacked by a…

Car Goes Zoom, Then Bang-Bang: Cops Win Again
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Car Goes Zoom, Then Bang-Bang: Cops Win Again

Big ElephantJune 11, 2025June 11, 2025

Another day, another crime in the once-great city of New York, now a liberal hellhole! A car chase, a shootout…

PB Schools Get Swagged Out With Enough Supplies to Trigger a Supply Chain Crisis
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PB Schools Get Swagged Out With Enough Supplies to Trigger a Supply Chain Crisis

Big ElephantJune 11, 2025June 11, 2025

Oh, the generosity! Palm Beach County, now a haven for socialist indoctrination, is giving away “free” school supplies. “Free” as…

Family Subjects Traumatized Vietnam Vet to Eagles Tailgate Birthday Hazing
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Family Subjects Traumatized Vietnam Vet to Eagles Tailgate Birthday Hazing

Big ElephantJune 11, 2025June 11, 2025

Eagles fans celebrate with gluttony and booze! Is this what our Founding Fathers envisioned? Probably not, but at least they’re…

Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 3+4 Demo: Nailed It or Failed It? You Decide!
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Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 3+4 Demo: Nailed It or Failed It? You Decide!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 11, 2025June 11, 2025

Okay, so Activision thought they could just slap a fresh coat of paint on Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 3+4 and…

Paul Stanley’s Super Official Totally Not Biased Ranking of the Only KISS Albums That Matter, According to Him
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Paul Stanley’s Super Official Totally Not Biased Ranking of the Only KISS Albums That Matter, According to Him

Chord F. DiscordJune 11, 2025June 11, 2025

In a groundbreaking, earth-shattering, paradigm-shifting interview with Justin Richmond of the Broken Record podcast, the one, the only, the Starchild…

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