Labubu vs Sonny Angel: The Ultimate Plastic Baby Cage Match
**OMG! 🙄 LABUBU X SONNY ANGEL MARKET! The Shops At RedBird, 3662 W Camp Wisdom Rd Dallas TX 75237, July…
Day: June 12, 2025
United States: Land of the Free, Home of Infinite Events (You Can’t Afford)
OMG! 200M+ events? 30,000 cities? 4M peeps “exploring” events EVERY MONTH?! 🙄 Just type your city into that little box…
Senate GOP to Parents: “Get a Job (Maybe)” in Trump’s ‘Totally Not a Trap’ Bill
Oh, the horror! The Senate Agriculture Committee, probably infiltrated by deep-state socialists, is “toning down” work requirements for food stamps.…
Supreme Court Sides with Crybaby Families in Landmark “My Kid’s So Special” Case
Another day, another unanimous Supreme Court decision, probably orchestrated by the Deep State to lull us into a false sense…
JetBlue Pilots Attempted to Mow the Lawn at Logan Airport, Claimed They Were “Just Following the GPS”
Folks, can you believe it? Another day, another “accident” conveniently timed to disrupt our lives! A JetBlue flight, probably filled…
“Oops, Iran, We Might Actually Bomb You This Time”: Ex-Diplomat’s Hilarious Take on Nuclear Negotiations
Oh, here we go again! Another “expert” from the Deep State telling us about the “tense negotiations” with Iran. Negotiations?…
Jordan Peterson’s Woke-Free Wisdom Tour 2024
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There’s No Such Thing As A Free Piggyback Ride
    Read MoreThe OnionEvery entitled freeloader these days thinks they can get something for nothing. Complimentary this, state-sponsored that, just so…
Kilmar Abrego Garcia’s Lawyers Throw Shade, Demand Trump Admin Get a Timeout
Another day, another leftist conspiracy theory bites the dust! CNN is clutching its pearls because the Trump administration supposedly didn’t…
Newsom Says It’s His Duty To Represent The Illegal Immigrants Who Elected Him
LOS ANGELES, CA — In defense against the mounting criticism from across the country over his response to violent anti-ICE…