“We’re all kings, not him,” scream the perpetually triggered snowflakes at their latest anti-Trump rally.
Millions, they say? More like a few dozen soy-latte-sipping socialists funded by Soros. “Authoritarian policies”? That’s rich, coming from the party that wants to control everything from your thermostat to your pronouns. “Militarization of our democracy”? Please. Trump was the most peaceful president in decades. These protests are nothing but a pathetic attempt to undermine a true patriot. They hate freedom, they hate America, and they definitely hate the fact that Trump is still living rent-free in their tiny, communist minds!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
