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Day: June 15, 2025

‘How to Train Your Dragon’ Remake: Because Originality Is SO Last Century | CNN Business
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‘How to Train Your Dragon’ Remake: Because Originality Is SO Last Century | CNN Business

Big ElephantJune 15, 2025June 15, 2025

Another live-action remake, “How to Train Your Dragon,” soared to $83.7 million! Can you believe these woke Hollywood elites are…

Trump’s Brain Predicts Israel-Iran Tinder Match Gone Wrong, Wants No Part in the Drama
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Brain Predicts Israel-Iran Tinder Match Gone Wrong, Wants No Part in the Drama

Big ElephantJune 15, 2025June 15, 2025

Folks, CNN is at it again, trying to make President Trump look like he’s waffling on foreign policy! Israel and…

Mayor Karen Bass blames Trump for her city’s problems, cries about ‘devastating effect’ of immigration raids
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Mayor Karen Bass blames Trump for her city’s problems, cries about ‘devastating effect’ of immigration raids

Big ElephantJune 15, 2025June 15, 2025

Another day, another Democrat mayor crying crocodile tears! Karen Bass is whining about Trump’s immigration raids causing “disruption and fear”…

Start Your Week Dumber: Minnesota Oopsie, Tantruming Toddlers Say ‘No Kings,’ DC’s Tin Foil Parade, Rich People’s Club, Ball Bashing Bonanza
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Start Your Week Dumber: Minnesota Oopsie, Tantruming Toddlers Say ‘No Kings,’ DC’s Tin Foil Parade, Rich People’s Club, Ball Bashing Bonanza

Big ElephantJune 15, 2025June 15, 2025

Ah, Father’s Day, when dads across the nation are celebrated for their… well, for not being moms. Enjoy your participation…

FUBAR Season 2: More Explosions, Less Brains, Still Watching
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FUBAR Season 2: More Explosions, Less Brains, Still Watching

FinnJune 15, 2025June 15, 2025

‘FUBAR’ Season 2 earns a participation trophy of 7 out of 10 stars. Yes, you read that right. SEVEN. OUT.…

6 surefire ways to turn your next plane crash into a viral TikTok moment | CNN
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6 surefire ways to turn your next plane crash into a viral TikTok moment | CNN

Big ElephantJune 15, 2025June 15, 2025

Oh, so now we’re taking advice from some “expert” on how to survive a plane crash? I bet this guy…

Vance Boelter: Minnesota’s Newest Celebrity (For All the Wrong Reasons) | CNN
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Vance Boelter: Minnesota’s Newest Celebrity (For All the Wrong Reasons) | CNN

Big ElephantJune 15, 2025June 15, 2025

Oh, the Left is at it again, folks! CNN is desperately trying to smear conservatives with this latest “attack” in…

Israel’s cribs get a makeover, courtesy of Iran’s drone and missile delivery service
Elephant Reads CNN

Israel’s cribs get a makeover, courtesy of Iran’s drone and missile delivery service

Big ElephantJune 15, 2025June 15, 2025

Oh, the horror! Iran finally did something besides whine about Trump! They actually attacked Israel. But don’t worry, I’m sure…

G7 Summit: Elites Yakking About Money (Like We Care)
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G7 Summit: Elites Yakking About Money (Like We Care)

Big ElephantJune 15, 2025June 15, 2025

CNN reports that the annual G7 summit in Canada will be overshadowed by trade tensions, just days after Israel’s strike…

Podcaster Talks to Dads, Reveals Shocking Secret: They’re Tired
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Podcaster Talks to Dads, Reveals Shocking Secret: They’re Tired

Big ElephantJune 15, 2025June 15, 2025

Oh, great, another woke “expert” trying to feminize our men! Dr. John Delony, probably a closet socialist, is telling fathers…

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