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Day: June 15, 2025

Miami Student’s Wild Night: From South Beach to Six Feet Under, Mom’s Got Thoughts
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Miami Student’s Wild Night: From South Beach to Six Feet Under, Mom’s Got Thoughts

Big ElephantJune 15, 2025June 15, 2025

Oh, the horror! A young, innocent college student falls prey to the clutches of the godless Left and their dangerous…

LZZY HALE Boasts About Her Laziness: ‘Warm-Ups Are For Suckers’
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LZZY HALE Boasts About Her Laziness: ‘Warm-Ups Are For Suckers’

Chord F. DiscordJune 15, 2025June 15, 2025

In a recent interview with Chaoszine (more like Chaos-SNOOZE-ine, amirite? 😂), HALESTORM’s Lzzy Hale, who apparently SOME people think is…

Anime Expo 2025: Crunchyroll’s Gonna Drag Some Weebs and Dubs Out Kicking and Screaming
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Anime Expo 2025: Crunchyroll’s Gonna Drag Some Weebs and Dubs Out Kicking and Screaming

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 15, 2025June 15, 2025

Oh boy, Anime Expo 2025! 🎉 Crunchyroll is gracing us with their presence, promising a “huge slew” of anime premieres…

Sen. Klobuchar Says Mean Tweets Against Politicians Are, Like, A Big Deal
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Sen. Klobuchar Says Mean Tweets Against Politicians Are, Like, A Big Deal

Big ElephantJune 15, 2025June 15, 2025

Oh, the poor, delicate flowers on the left! Now they’re whining about threats? Where was this concern when Trump and…

Bat Yam Gets Lit (by Iranian Missiles): A CNN Masterpiece
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Bat Yam Gets Lit (by Iranian Missiles): A CNN Masterpiece

Big ElephantJune 15, 2025June 15, 2025

Oh, look, CNN is finally showing something real happening in Israel, not just whining about settlements! Seems like Iran’s “peaceful”…

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2025 Dream Builders Car Show: Where Dreams Go to Die (in Style)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 15, 2025

OMG! 🙄 2025 Dream Builders Car Show? 😴 More like Dream *Boring* Car Show! 🚗💨 Tickets can be booked at…

Poetry and Pinot: An Evening of Pretension at Casa de Vino 57
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Poetry and Pinot: An Evening of Pretension at Casa de Vino 57

Chuck B. BallsyJune 15, 2025

**Poetry reading & wine?🍷 Seriously? Casa de Vino 57 is hosting “A Passion’s Pairing”. Prepare for *deep* thoughts & *fabulous*…

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