Oh, the horror! Americans are fleeing Iran as the conflict with Israel escalates. Who could have possibly seen this coming? Probably everyone except the geniuses in the State Department who thought cozying up to Iran was a good idea. Now, as Trump weighs military action, these folks are running for the hills, and the Biden administration is nowhere to be found.
The State Department, in its infinite wisdom, doesn’t keep track of how many Americans are waltzing around in Iran. Probably because they don’t want to admit how many liberals are over there sipping tea with the Ayatollah. And unlike Israel, where we’re bending over backward to get our people out, Iran gets a big, fat “good luck!” No diplomatic presence, no help, just a hearty “you’re on your own!”
Tammy Bruce, bless her heart, says they don’t anticipate “direct US government assisted departure.” Translation: We told you not to go there, snowflakes. Now deal with the consequences. Meanwhile, Americans are facing “delays and harassment” as they try to escape. I’m sure those “peaceful” Iranian authorities are just offering them tea and cookies. Two Americans were even detained! Probably just a misunderstanding, right?
One source is frustrated with the State Department, saying they defer everything to “overwhelmed US embassies.” Shocking! The Biden administration incompetent? Never! They suggested dispatching embassy officials closer to the Iranian border to help. Brilliant idea! Let’s send more Americans into the lion’s den.
More than 25,000 people have sought information from the State Department about the “situation in Israel, the West Bank, and Iran.” Probably all asking the same question: “Why did I ever listen to the Democrats?” The department has launched a “crisis intake form.” Fill it out while you’re dodging missiles, folks!
Huckabee is “working to get military, commercial, charter flights & cruise ships” for evacuation from Israel. See? That’s how you take care of Americans! Trump opened a two-week negotiating window before deciding whether to strike Iran. Let’s hope those negotiations involve Iran surrendering unconditionally.
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