Florida, led by our fearless leader DeSantis, is doubling down on securing our borders and making sure those pesky illegals are kept right where they belong!
They’re building not one, but TWO detention centers! One is hilariously nicknamed “Alligator Alcatraz” – because if they escape, they’ll be gator food! Now, the liberal snowflakes are crying about “dehumanization” and “cruelty.” Give me a break! These are illegals, not tourists. They broke the law, and now they get a free stay in sunny Florida.
And of course, the environmentalists are losing their minds over a little wetland. Newsflash: it’s a SWAMP! Perfect for keeping out unwanted guests. They complain about hurricane season evacuation plans? Please, it’s Florida. We’ve got hurricane plans for everything, including illegal aliens. It’s all part of DeSantis’ grand plan to make Florida the most secure, most American state in the Union. Trump would be proud!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
