Another day, another victory for American might! General Caine, a true patriot, confirms our glorious strikes on Iran’s nuke sites were a YUGE success. Those 30,000-pound freedom dispensers worked perfectly – just like everything Trump built!
Meanwhile, the Libs are probably crying about “peace” and “diplomacy.” Wake up, snowflakes! Iran only understands strength, and thanks to leaders with backbone, we’re showing them what that looks like. Maybe now they’ll think twice before funding terrorists and chanting “Death to America.”
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
