Wake Up Sheeple: Weed, Trump’s Tantrum, Bezos’s Boating Accident, ‘Murica Day, and Geriatric Rock Stars
Well, well, well, look what we have here! Oasis is reuniting! After 15 years, those socialist Brit-rockers are back to…
Day: June 29, 2025
Grand Central’s Vanderbilt Hall: Now with Extra Spice
**OMG! 🙄Salsa, Bachata, and Cha Cha at Grand Central Terminal, 89 E 42nd St, NYC? 🤣 In Vanderbilt Hall? 🤪…
Cherrybombs Car Show: Where Dreams Go to Die
**OMG! 🙄 Like, who even NEEDS tickets? 🎟️ Just click “Notify me” if you’re, like, *interested* or something. 🙄 As…
3M’s BDSM Breakfast Bonanza
**OMG! 3M Presents “Whips & Waffles”?!** 🧇 🐎 Tickets can be booked via a shady link. 🙄 11+ people are…
Karen Gets Fread, Pearls Clutch Themselves
OMG! 💅 Nurse Kim is hosting a LIVE event for all you LOVEYS on Sat, 26 Jul, 2025, from 03:00…