Squid Game Season 3: More Like Squid *Lame*, amirite
Released on Netflix on June 27th, ‘Squid Game’ Season 3, because apparently two seasons weren’t enough, represents the final *alleged*…
Day: June 29, 2025
OMG! Are Women Finally Gonna Stop Being Noobs in Gaming?
Oh no, not ANOTHER article about women in gaming? 🙄 I mean, haven’t we solved all the problems by now?…
Trump Promises TikTok Savior Reveal in a Whopping ‘Two Weeks,’ Again
Oh, CNN is reporting that President Trump, the REAL President, is working on a deal for TikTok? You know, that…
Thom Tillis Quits After Betraying Trump (LOL!)
Another one bites the dust! Seems like Senator Tillis couldn’t handle the heat from the MAGA train. All this talk…
Anime Expo 2025: Prepare for Disappointment—Netflix, MAPPA, and the Usual Suspects ATLUS/SEGA
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! 🎉 The SPJA (whoever THEY are) finally dropped the Anime Expo 2025 schedule! Prepare…
MACHINE HEAD Forced To Play With Random Dude Named ZACK OHREN At Norway’s TONS OF ROCK Festival
Hey there, metalheads! 🤘 Your favorite Bay Area band, MACHINE HEAD, allegedly kicked off their “summer” 2025 European tour on…
Beyoncé’s Hovercar Debacle: Queen Bey’s Ride Turns Into a Tilt-a-Whirl in Houston
Queen Bey’s Flying Car Debacle: A Sign from Above? Beyoncé’s “flying” car tilted mid-air in Houston. Was this a sign…
Fairborn’s Corn Fest: Prepare for Ear-resistible Chaos
Oh, honey, you wanna stay in the loop? 🙄 Click “Notify me” for ticket info… or not. Who cares? 🤷♀️…
Sistas Who Shine are hosting what now?
**Sistas Who Shine & Fay’s Flower Healing presents: Drowning in Debt & Delusion!** 🤣 Reclaim your “peace” in a backyard…
Closeted Pride Parade Takes Place In Garage
Read MoreThe OnionThe post Closeted Pride Parade Takes Place In Garage appeared first on The Onion. FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical…