Shell Hilariously Denies Absurd Rumors of Swallowing BP Whole
Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re pushing the Deep State’s agenda by reporting on rumors of Shell…
Month: June 2025
Richard Patrick of FILTER Still Whining About That Time Everyone Thought ‘Hey Man, Nice Shot’ Was About Kurt Cobain
In a thrilling exposé with The Jesea Lee Show, FILTER’s very own Richard Patrick, the mastermind behind the sonic masterpiece…
GOP Lawmaker’s Hot Take on Iran Strikes: Intel or Nah?
Oh, look, even Adam Kinzinger, the RINO poster child, is grudgingly admitting Trump’s Iran strikes were the “right move.” Probably…
Chained Saint in Charlotte, NC (06/25/2025)
Thrash Metal from Florida! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…
DeSantis’s Florida: Now With More Alligators AND Detention Centers
Florida, led by our fearless leader DeSantis, is doubling down on securing our borders and making sure those pesky illegals…
Ex-CIA Boss Says Iran-Israel War Might Not Be Totally, Completely, Absolutely, Positively Finished, Maybe
Oh, goodie, another Deep State operative weighing in on the Iran-Israel situation. I’m sure Petraeus, a man known for his…
Diddy Do It? Lawyers Spill the Tea
Oh, the drama! Diddy’s in a pickle, accused of running a sex-trafficking ring like some kind of woke mafia boss.…
Harvard Egghead Gets Extra Time in the Clink for Froggy Felonies
Another day, another deep-state plot foiled, folks! This time, it’s a “Russian-born scientist” (wink, wink) from Harvard, that bastion of…
CIA Claims Iran’s Nuke Program Got a Boo-Boo, US Still Patting Itself on the Back
Another day, another attempt by the Fake News CNN to undermine our glorious President Trump! They’re at it again, folks,…
Fantastic Four: First Steps Trailer Finally Arrives, Proving Marvel Still Has Ideas (Maybe)
Okay, so apparently, the geniuses at Marvel thought we needed ANOTHER trailer for The Fantastic Four: First Steps. Yes, because…