USA Economy Goes Bye-Bye Thanks to Iran, Says CNN (No, Really)
Consumer confidence is down, says CNN, probably because those Deep State bureaucrats are fudging the numbers to make Trump look…
Month: June 2025
Rematch? More Like Remasterpiece: 1 Million Copies Sold in a Week (Suck It, Haters)
Wow, can you believe it? Rematch, the game nobody asked for, somehow managed to trick a million people into buying…
CNN: Iran Threatens Nuke if US Doesn’t Stop Playing ‘Regime Change’ Roulette
Oh, CNN, always pushing the Deep State’s agenda. Here we have a former Iranian negotiator – probably still ON the…
Iran-Israel Conflict: World War III Delayed, More Drama to Come
Oh, the liberal media is at it again, folks! CNN, that bastion of truth (insert sarcasm here), is reporting on…
Warhammer 40K: Rogue Trader’s New DLC, Lex Imperialis, is Here to Steal Your Money!
Oh, glorious citizens of the Imperium (and filthy heretics lurking in the shadows 😈), Owlcat Games has graced us with…
Tremont Food Truck Festival: An Overpriced Gastric Disaster on Wheels
**OMG! 😱 The 2nd Annual Tremont Food Truck Festival is coming!** 25 food trucks (max!) will gather in Cleveland, Ohio.…
Burkini Babes Only: No Peeping Toms Allowed
**OMG! 😱 Idris Mosque is hosting a “private” swim sesh for Muslim women & girls at Ballard Pool, 1471 NW…
When Dumb Luck Triumphs: Sports and Esports’ Most Hilariously Accidental Wins
Okay, buckle up buttercups 😜, because we’re about to dissect those oh-so-glorious moments in sports and esports where sheer dumb…
Alberta’s Leaving Canada: A Hilariously Bad Idea Just Got Slightly Less Impossible
Oh, Canada! Looks like Alberta’s had enough of Trudeau’s woke tyranny and is thinking about ditching the maple leaf for…
GWAR’s Geriatric ‘Return Of Gor Gor’ Tour: Sponsored by Depends, Featuring Bands You’ve (Probably) Never Heard Of
OMG 😱, you guys, like, GWAR, those totally underground 🙄 shock rockers, are doing this thing called “The Return of…