Louisiana’s New Law: Now Every Student Can Recite the Ten Commandments (Whether They Want To or Not)
Another day, another assault on our values by the radical leftist judges! These activist judges on the Fifth Circuit think…
Month: June 2025
“The Waterfront”: More Like “The Waste-of-Time-front”
The Waterfront’ gets a solid 5.5 out of 10 stars, which is basically the participation trophy of TV ratings. 🏆…
Senate to try REALLY HARD to pass Trump’s agenda bill next week (good luck with that)
CNN is reporting that the Senate is gearing up for a vote on President Trump’s “big, beautiful bill.” Oh, the…
Minecraft Experience: Oh No, Not the Villagers Again, Now Invading Ontario
Okay, so picture this: you’re at Square One in Mississauga, right? 🙄 Yeah, that bastion of high culture and sophisticated…
Textures Drop New Single: ‘Closer To The Unknown’ (Like We Didn’t See That Coming)
Kscope, the label known for its cutting-edge… uh… *prog*, has apparently signed TEXTURES. Yes, TEXTURES. The band you maybe vaguely…
Sports Teams Cost HOW MUCH?! Prepare to Cry, Broke Fan Edition
Ah, yes, the woke Los Angeles Lakers, now valued at a staggering $10 billion! It’s only a matter of time…
Nervosa drops a new music video called ‘Smashing Heads’ – oh, the originality
NERVOSA, those Brazilian/Greek death/thrash metal masterminds (or maybe just mistresses of noise?), are back with a new single, “Smashing Heads,”…
RnB Brunch: Because Mimosas and Memories of Bad Decisions Go Hand-in-Hand
**OMG! Brian Marcel Walker presents: “Now That’s RnB Brunch & Day Party” 🤪 Multiple dates of questionable choices at Mas…
Babymetal in Charlotte, NC (06/20/2025)
Japanese kawaii metal from Tokyo, Japan! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
“Yankee Doodle Dandies GTFO of Iran (Before Trump’s Big Kaboom!)”
Oh, the horror! Americans are fleeing Iran as the conflict with Israel escalates. Who could have possibly seen this coming?…