Black Veil Brides in Charlotte, NC (06/20/2025)
Glam metal from Cincinnati, Ohio! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Month: June 2025
Mahmoud Khalil, Freshly Unleashed from ICE Dungeon, Now Has the Audacity to Speak
Another win for the radical left! A Palestinian activist, probably funded by Soros himself, gets released on bail. “Not a…
Bloodywood in Charlotte, NC (06/20/2025)
Indian nu metal from New Delhi! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
Vance says Padilla is ‘José’ and defends Trump’s National Guard usage in LA because why not
Looks like the liberal freakout in California continues! VP Vance, or as the Left will probably start calling him, “Vance…
Sharon den Adel of Within Temptation Says Band Finally Discovers World Events Exist While Writing ‘Bleed Out’ Album
In a shocking turn of events (not really), WITHIN TEMPTATION’s eternally youthful frontwoman, SHARON DEN ADEL, graced the airwaves of…
Kari Lake, channeling her inner Trump, gives Voice of America a serious haircut
Another day, another victory for sanity! It’s about time that the swamp got drained at the Voice of America (VOA).…
Mahmoud Khalil: Just Another Palestinian Activist Gets a Get-Out-of-ICE-Free Card
Another win for the radical left! A federal judge, probably appointed by some commie Democrat, has ordered the release of…
Dodgers vs ICE: A real-life showdown or just another day in LA LA Land
Oh, the drama in Los Angeles! Apparently, some folks got their soy lattes in a twist because ICE (or maybe…
Harvard Stays Woke: Judge Saves Elite Snowflakes From Deportation Nightmare
Another day, another Deep State victory! A liberal activist judge—probably a card-carrying member of the DSA—just blocked Trump’s perfectly reasonable…
Kaitlan Collins’ Earth-Shattering Exposé: Trump’s Wild Ride Through Israel, Iran, and the микроскопический G7 Getaway
Another week, another globalist freakout! Our glorious President Trump, fresh from charming the Canadians (probably by offering them a masterclass…