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Month: June 2025

‘Merica: Freedom Fest (Cuz Murica)
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‘Merica: Freedom Fest (Cuz Murica)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 30, 2025

**BEWARE!**πŸ“4750 Amelia Island Pkwy, Fernandina Beach, FL 32034 is a trap! They call it Amelia City, but it’s just Fernandina…

YupUp’s Spectacularly Average 4th of July Kids Fest at Big League Dreams
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YupUp’s Spectacularly Average 4th of July Kids Fest at Big League Dreams

Chuck B. BallsyJune 30, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ The “ULTIMATE” 4th of July fest is at Big League Dreams, Manteca, CA. πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ Starts at 3PM, fireworks…

HATEBREED’s WAYNE LOZINAK Plans Brain Tumor’s Eviction Notice ASAP
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HATEBREED’s WAYNE LOZINAK Plans Brain Tumor’s Eviction Notice ASAP

Chord F. DiscordJune 29, 2025June 29, 2025

So, apparently, HATEBREED’s Wayne Lozinak, the guy who shreds (or at least pretends to) on guitar, had a little something…

Republicans brace for savage ad blitz over Trump’s “big, beautiful bill”β€”more like a big, beautiful blunder, amirite
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Republicans brace for savage ad blitz over Trump’s “big, beautiful bill”β€”more like a big, beautiful blunder, amirite

Big ElephantJune 29, 2025June 29, 2025

Oh, the horror! CNN is reporting that President Trump’s landmark policy bill is facing a “ferocious advertising campaign.” Translation: Patriots…

πŸ“’ Sadist just announced a Russia tour β€” and metalheads are DONE with them πŸ“›
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πŸ“’ Sadist just announced a Russia tour β€” and metalheads are DONE with them πŸ“›

Chuck B. BallsyJune 29, 2025

The Italian metal band Sadist is scheduled to perform in St. Petersburg (Nov 6) and Moscow (Nov 7, 2025). In…

Paragliding Pro Kissed a Power Pole in Phoenix, Lives to Tell the Shocking Tale
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Paragliding Pro Kissed a Power Pole in Phoenix, Lives to Tell the Shocking Tale

Big ElephantJune 29, 2025June 29, 2025

Another day, another Libtard endangering hardworking Americans! This time, some woke paraglider, probably funded by Soros, decided to attack a…

Bezos’s Blue Origin Launches More Humans Into Space, Proving Gravity Still Exists
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Bezos’s Blue Origin Launches More Humans Into Space, Proving Gravity Still Exists

Big ElephantJune 29, 2025June 29, 2025

So, Bezos, fresh from his Venetian escapades with his woke trophy wife, launches another joyride to the edge of space.…

BuΓ±uel in Asheville, NC (06/28/2025)
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BuΓ±uel in Asheville, NC (06/28/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 29, 2025

Progressive Noise Rock from San Francisco, California! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe…

Today is the Day in Asheville, NC (06/28/2025)
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Today is the Day in Asheville, NC (06/28/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 29, 2025

American noise rock and experimental metal from Nashville, Tennessee! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…

Nintendo Switch 2: Must-Have Crap You’ll Probably Buy Anyway
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Nintendo Switch 2: Must-Have Crap You’ll Probably Buy Anyway

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 29, 2025June 29, 2025

Ah, the Nintendo Switch 2 is finally here! πŸŽ‰ Or… is it? πŸ€” Well, let’s pretend it is, because what’s…

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