‘Merica: Freedom Fest (Cuz Murica)
**BEWARE!**đź“Ť4750 Amelia Island Pkwy, Fernandina Beach, FL 32034 is a trap! They call it Amelia City, but it’s just Fernandina…
Month: June 2025
YupUp’s Spectacularly Average 4th of July Kids Fest at Big League Dreams
**OMG! 🙄 The “ULTIMATE” 4th of July fest is at Big League Dreams, Manteca, CA. 🇺🇸 Starts at 3PM, fireworks…
HATEBREED’s WAYNE LOZINAK Plans Brain Tumor’s Eviction Notice ASAP
So, apparently, HATEBREED’s Wayne Lozinak, the guy who shreds (or at least pretends to) on guitar, had a little something…
Republicans brace for savage ad blitz over Trump’s “big, beautiful bill”—more like a big, beautiful blunder, amirite
Oh, the horror! CNN is reporting that President Trump’s landmark policy bill is facing a “ferocious advertising campaign.” Translation: Patriots…
📢 Sadist just announced a Russia tour — and metalheads are DONE with them 📛
The Italian metal band Sadist is scheduled to perform in St. Petersburg (Nov 6) and Moscow (Nov 7, 2025). In…
Paragliding Pro Kissed a Power Pole in Phoenix, Lives to Tell the Shocking Tale
Another day, another Libtard endangering hardworking Americans! This time, some woke paraglider, probably funded by Soros, decided to attack a…
Bezos’s Blue Origin Launches More Humans Into Space, Proving Gravity Still Exists
So, Bezos, fresh from his Venetian escapades with his woke trophy wife, launches another joyride to the edge of space.…
Buñuel in Asheville, NC (06/28/2025)
Progressive Noise Rock from San Francisco, California! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…
Today is the Day in Asheville, NC (06/28/2025)
American noise rock and experimental metal from Nashville, Tennessee! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…
Nintendo Switch 2: Must-Have Crap You’ll Probably Buy Anyway
Ah, the Nintendo Switch 2 is finally here! 🎉 Or… is it? 🤔 Well, let’s pretend it is, because what’s…