Two illegal aliens who made a run for it from the Newark Illegal Alien Resort and Spa are back in custody | CNN
Oh, the humanity! Or rather, the lack thereof! Seems some illegals, who were being graciously housed in a New Jersey…
Month: June 2025
Perttu Kivilaakso’s Dream Collab List: Prepare for the Most Unexpected Musical Pairings EVER
So, at this weekend’s prestigious (lol) Download festival in the glamorous Leicestershire, United Kingdom, APOCALYPTICA’s main cello-strummer Perttu Kivilaakso, was…
WaPo Journos Get Hacked: Guess Their Passwords Weren’t ‘Password123’
Oh, the horror! Those paragons of journalistic integrity at the Washington Post got hacked! You just know it was those…
Spectrum Blames Fiber Optic Outage on Mischievous Squirrels with a Vendetta Against Connectivity
Oh, the horror! Spectrum cable lines in Los Angeles were cut. Vandalism, they say? I say it’s ANTIFA! Probably those…
Cops Still Clueless in Minnesota Lawmaker Murder Mystery
Another day, another tragedy, and wouldn’t you know it, the liberal media is all over it, trying to paint some…
Do You Have Experience In Nuclear Engineering? Check Out These Exciting New Job Openings In Iran
TEHRAN — Any qualified individuals or eager recent college graduates looking for work in the field of nuclear engineering will…
OMG! James Gunn Claims Someone Somewhere Might Be Scribbling a ‘Wonder Woman’ Script
So, James Gunn, the overlord of DC Studios (along with his trusty sidekick Peter Safran), has deigned to bless us…
‘The Adventures of Cliff Booth’ Adds Someone We’ll Probably Forget By Next Week
Oh, honey, hold onto your hats 👒 because the “surprise” sequel to Quentin Tarantino’s “Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood”…
Nancy Wilson Whines About Trump Stealing HEART’s ‘Barracuda’ for His Pathetic Military Parade No-No
OMG! 😱 HEART guitarist Nancy Wilson is SO triggered! She’s totally losing it because the Trump administration dared to play…
‘How to Train Your Dragon’ Remake: Because Originality Is SO Last Century | CNN Business
Another live-action remake, “How to Train Your Dragon,” soared to $83.7 million! Can you believe these woke Hollywood elites are…