CNN: Tehran Residents Report Imaginary Israeli Airstrikes as They Flee the City Like Cowards
More like a family whose terrorist training camp got a little redecorating, courtesy of our awesome allies in Israel! Woke…
Month: June 2025
Trump’s ICE Agents to Make Democrats’ Cities Great Again Through Deportation, Says CNN Politics (Satire Alert)
CNN is at it again, folks! They’re twisting the words of our great President Trump to make it sound like…
Ed Sheeran’s “Thinking Out Loud” Copyright Case Gets Dumped by Supreme Court, Guess They Couldn’t Handle the Groove
Oh, the Supreme Court REFUSES to hear a case about Ed Sheeran ripping off Marvin Gaye? Quelle surprise! Probably because…
“America’s Sweethearts: Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders” Returns to Bless Your Screen (Again)
Oh, great, more distractions for the easily led! CNN is pushing “Summer Game Fest Play Days” with “LEGO Party” and…
Nintendo Direct to bless us with more Donkey Kong than we asked for
Oh, sweet merciful bananas! š Nintendo, in its infinite wisdom (or maybe just a desperate attempt to sell more Switch…
The JAMIE LEVER Show: Prepare for Peak Cringe
OMG!š¤” Jamie Lever, daughter of THAT guy, is gracing San Jose (and Rahway, NJ?) on August 16, 2025! Union County…
AlameƱos De La Sierra: Buckle Up, Buttercups
**18+ people are *interested* in this event? š¤ Click “Notify me” for tickets (maybe they’re free, maybe not š¤·). We…
Randi Weingarten and Lee Saunders ditch sinking ship DNC in hilarious power struggle
Oh, the Democrat Party is eating itself alive! Two more radical leftists, Randi Weingarten and Lee Saunders, are jumping ship…
‘Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money’ Gets Greenlit, Prepare to Facepalm
The Schwarz is STILL strong with Mel Brooks and his āSpaceballsā cast, because apparently, nostalgia is the only thing Hollywood…
Leonard Lauder, Makeup Moneybags Passes Away at Old Age
Leonard Lauder, the son of cosmetics pioneers and a titan of the beauty industry, has passed away at 92. Did…