LZZY HALE Boasts About Her Laziness: ‘Warm-Ups Are For Suckers’
In a recent interview with Chaoszine (more like Chaos-SNOOZE-ine, amirite? 😂), HALESTORM’s Lzzy Hale, who apparently SOME people think is…
Month: June 2025
Anime Expo 2025: Crunchyroll’s Gonna Drag Some Weebs and Dubs Out Kicking and Screaming
Oh boy, Anime Expo 2025! 🎉 Crunchyroll is gracing us with their presence, promising a “huge slew” of anime premieres…
Sen. Klobuchar Says Mean Tweets Against Politicians Are, Like, A Big Deal
Oh, the poor, delicate flowers on the left! Now they’re whining about threats? Where was this concern when Trump and…
Bat Yam Gets Lit (by Iranian Missiles): A CNN Masterpiece
Oh, look, CNN is finally showing something real happening in Israel, not just whining about settlements! Seems like Iran’s “peaceful”…
2025 Dream Builders Car Show: Where Dreams Go to Die (in Style)
OMG! 🙄 2025 Dream Builders Car Show? 😴 More like Dream *Boring* Car Show! 🚗💨 Tickets can be booked at…
Poetry and Pinot: An Evening of Pretension at Casa de Vino 57
**Poetry reading & wine?🍷 Seriously? Casa de Vino 57 is hosting “A Passion’s Pairing”. Prepare for *deep* thoughts & *fabulous*…
Savatage’s Back in Europe After 23 Years: Did Anyone Notice?
Oh, honey, bless their hearts. SAVATAGE, the band your grandpa probably told you was “progressive,” finally crawled out of whatever…
Blind Guardian at Sweden Rock 2025 festival (Sölvesborg, Sweden)
German power metal! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…
Meshuggah at Sweden Rock 2025 festival (Sölvesborg, Sweden)
Swedish extreme metal! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…
Hell Is Us: Because Apparently We Didn’t Learn Anything From Dante, Oops!
Okay, so these guys, fresh from their *totally* amazing work on Warhammer (you know, the one that definitely didn’t have…