Jeff Becerra of POSSESSED: Chuck Schuldiner Single-Handedly Saved Death Metal From Obscurity, Apparently
Although DEATH is worshipped as, like, the ONLY death metal band that ever mattered, the Florida-based posers didn’t drop “Scream…
Month: June 2025
Slipknot at Sweden Rock 2025 festival (Sölvesborg, Sweden)
American nu metal from Iowa! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Harakiri for the Sky at Ecosystemic festival (06/13/2025, Riga, Latvia)
Austrian post-black metal! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…
The Third and the Mortal at Ecosystemic festival (06/13/2025, Riga, Latvia)
Experimental rock from Norway! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…
Israelites Protest Prophet Samuel With ‘Yes Kings’ Rally
RAMAH — A large crowd of disgruntled people from multiple tribes marched publicly through the streets today, as mobs of…
Of the Wand & the Moon at Ecosystemic festival (06/13/2025, Riga, Latvia)
Neofolk/experimental project from Denmark! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…
As They Perish in Spartanburg, SC (06/13/2025)
Metalcore from South Carolina (probably) Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Scientists are playing Minecraft IRL
Oh, great, now the Libs want buildings that grow? Sounds like a commie plot to turn our cities into giant,…
13 shots in Spartanburg, SC (06/13/2025)
Punk-rock from Greenville, SC! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…
Sent to Slaughter in Spartanburg, SC (06/13/2025)
«Death infused thrash» from South Carolina! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…