Sistas Who Shine are hosting what now?
**Sistas Who Shine & Fay’s Flower Healing presents: Drowning in Debt & Delusion!** 🤣 Reclaim your “peace” in a backyard…
Month: June 2025
Closeted Pride Parade Takes Place In Garage
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NYC, San Fran, and Other Woke Havens to Celebrate Rainbow Month with Parties and Performative Protests, Bless Their Hearts
Ah, yes, it’s that time of year again when the alphabet people take over our streets with their rainbow-infused propaganda.…
Big Baby Tantrum Wins, Boomerang Appeals Make Supreme Court Look Like Clowns | CNN Politics
Ah, CNN, still whining about Trump’s wins even from the Supreme Court! You just can’t stand that America is winning…
CNN Asks: Which Brainwashed Political Sheep Are YOU? (Take This Quiz to Find Out!)
Oh, CNN, bless your heart. You’ve “discovered” that some Americans actually have lives and don’t hang on every word of…
Jeff Bezos’s Wedding 100% Funded By Your Wife’s Amazon Purchases
TUCSON, AZ – Local man Jeremy Briggs sadly discovered this week that his wife’s Amazon purchases single-handedly funded billionaire Jeff…
Wake Up Sheeple: Weed, Trump’s Tantrum, Bezos’s Boating Accident, ‘Murica Day, and Geriatric Rock Stars
Well, well, well, look what we have here! Oasis is reuniting! After 15 years, those socialist Brit-rockers are back to…
Grand Central’s Vanderbilt Hall: Now with Extra Spice
**OMG! 🙄Salsa, Bachata, and Cha Cha at Grand Central Terminal, 89 E 42nd St, NYC? 🤣 In Vanderbilt Hall? 🤪…
Cherrybombs Car Show: Where Dreams Go to Die
**OMG! 🙄 Like, who even NEEDS tickets? 🎟️ Just click “Notify me” if you’re, like, *interested* or something. 🙄 As…
3M’s BDSM Breakfast Bonanza
**OMG! 3M Presents “Whips & Waffles”?!** 🧇 🐎 Tickets can be booked via a shady link. 🙄 11+ people are…