Lexington’s Downtown Gets a Grip: Road Closures and Detours for a Parade (Yes, Another One)
Oh, the horror! Lexington, SC, is shutting down for a Christmas parade! Can you believe the woke mob is letting…
Month: June 2025
Local Car Dealership Lightly Emptied of Some Overpriced Metal
Folks, can you believe this? $200,000 worth of American muscle, GONE! Stolen from a dealership in Thomaston, Georgia. You know…
Mama Bear YEETS Trash Panda Away From Tiny Human
Another day, another victim of the radical left’s open-borders policy – this time, it’s a five-year-old girl attacked by a…
Car Goes Zoom, Then Bang-Bang: Cops Win Again
Another day, another crime in the once-great city of New York, now a liberal hellhole! A car chase, a shootout…
PB Schools Get Swagged Out With Enough Supplies to Trigger a Supply Chain Crisis
Oh, the generosity! Palm Beach County, now a haven for socialist indoctrination, is giving away “free” school supplies. “Free” as…
Family Subjects Traumatized Vietnam Vet to Eagles Tailgate Birthday Hazing
Eagles fans celebrate with gluttony and booze! Is this what our Founding Fathers envisioned? Probably not, but at least they’re…
Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 3+4 Demo: Nailed It or Failed It? You Decide!
Okay, so Activision thought they could just slap a fresh coat of paint on Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 3+4 and…
Paul Stanley’s Super Official Totally Not Biased Ranking of the Only KISS Albums That Matter, According to Him
In a groundbreaking, earth-shattering, paradigm-shifting interview with Justin Richmond of the Broken Record podcast, the one, the only, the Starchild…
Resident Evil: Requiem Preview – Because Apparently Zombies Weren’t Embarrassing Enough
Capcom, bless their cotton socks, thinks they’re pushing boundaries again with Resident Evil Requiem. 🙄 After a whole THIRTY minutes…
David Byrne, bless his heart, drops another album and decides to inflict it on the world
David Byrne, bless his quirky little heart, is back with a new album and a world tour! Is it needed?…