Onimusha: Way of the Sword – Capcom Finally Found Their Sword After All These Years?
During a “hands-off” presentation (because nobody trusts gamers, amirite?) at Summer Games Fest, Onimusha: Way of the Sword *quietly* emerged…
Month: June 2025
Nirvana’s ‘Smells Like Teen Spirit’ Gets Two Billion Views: Are You Really That Bored
OMG! 🙄 Did you hear?! NIRVANA’s “Smells Like Teen Spirit” music video FINALLY crawled its way to two billion views…
Dymna Lotva feat. Gods Tower at Zobens un Lemess festival, Latvia (06/06/2025)
Belarussian Metal! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a…
Devs Blame Gamers for Bugs in MindsEye: “You Just Forgot How to Play”
On June 11, the gaming world witnessed a miracle — or rather, a trainwreck — called MindsEye, the long-awaited action…
Waukesha Condo Owners Still Alive After Almost-Building Incident, Celebrate With Cake
Another day, another disaster, probably caused by some woke engineer who was too busy virtue signaling to check the structural…
High School Jocks Discover Veterans Aren’t Just NPCs in a War Movie
Oh, isn’t that precious? These young, probably God-fearing, football players are helping veterans. Finally, some good news that doesn’t involve…
From “I Do” to “I Mow”: She Swore to Uphold the Sacred Tree-Chopping Vows
Oh, the heartwarming tale of a Christmas tree farm in Wooster, Ohio! It’s just precious how Rita Dush is keeping…
BUCKCHERRY’s JOSH TODD: Sober? More Like Sobering-ly Boring, Am I Right?
Oh, look, it’s Josh Todd from BUCKCHERRY, still clinging to relevance by talking about his sobriety 🙄. In a recent…
Oh, the Horror: “Puppy Mill” Unearths a Whopping 200 Fluffy Felons in Ocean County
Oh, the horror! Another day, another leftist sanctuary turning into a cesspool. Seems like these “animal lovers” were too busy…
Hospitals: The New Five-Star Orphanage for DCS Drop-offs
Another day, another disaster courtesy of the Democrat-run state! Can you believe this nonsense? These poor kids are stuck in…