Behold: BLACK FLAG’s New Lineup Stumbles Through Their First Live Gig
BLACK FLAG, the legendary punk band (or what’s left of it), graced the stage of Mixtape 5 in Sofia, Bulgaria,…
Month: June 2025
Holy Wire in Charlotte, NC (06/10/2025)
New Wave from Austin, Texas! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Dead Cool in Charlotte, NC (06/10/2025)
Darkwave duo from Wilmington, NC! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
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“Biden Stumbles Again, Blames Putin (Probably)” Old Joe did it again, folks! This time he tripped over a daisy (probably…
Regina Hall and Ice Spice Jump on the ‘SpongeBob’ Gravy Train
Okay, so apparently, Bikini Bottom is now Hollywood’s hottest casting couch. Paramount Animation and Nickelodeon Animation are throwing more celebs…
Jim Sheridan’s ‘Re-creation’: Finally, a chance to re-traumatize everyone with that Irish murder case
Ah, Jim Sheridan, the guy who’s apparently been traumatized since the womb. 👶 According to him, his obsession with defending…
Mark Ruffalo, the Hulk himself, slumming it in a Sian Heder flick: ‘Being Heumann’
Oh, great, another inspirational biopic! 🙄 Because what the world REALLY needs is more Hollywood patting itself on the back. Mark…
‘Incredibles 3’ Director Found—Prepare for Disappointment
Oh, honey, hold onto your capes because Pixar is about to unleash Incredibles 3, and it’s gonna be… something. 🍿 Get…
Patrick Schwarzenegger, noted thespian, joins the cast of ‘Love of Your Life,’ a film destined for cinematic glory
Oh, look, another Schwarzenegger! 🙄 Patrick, son of the Governator and Maria Shriver, has apparently been blessed with the acting…
Lucy Liu, the Undisputed Queen of Everything, Gets a Tiny Award and Shows a Movie No One’s Heard Of
Oh, honey, look who it is! 👋 Lucy Liu, yes, THAT Lucy Liu, is gracing the peasants at the Locarno…