Scooter Braun and Justin Bieber’s bromance: Still going strong or awkward exes?
Oh, Scooter Braun, the guy who used to manage Justin Bieber, is now saying everything’s totally fine between them, even…
Month: June 2025
Bruce Dickinson Dumps Truckload of Balls on Picasso’s Corpse: 1994 Album Gets Unnecessary Makeover
🤣 Ah, 1994. A simpler time. A time when Bruce Dickinson, fresh from his little vacay from IRON MAIDEN (he…
Konami’s “Press Start” Event: Prepare for Disappointment This Week!
Okay, gamers, gather ’round the digital campfire 🔥 because Konami, yes, THAT Konami, is blessing us with a whole 37…
Grounded 2: Now With Rideable Ladybugs (and Other Totally Believable Updates)
Okay, so I never got the hype about Grounded back in the day. Thought it was some kiddie pool game,…
Splatoon Raiders: Prepare to Ink Your Pants in the Totally Rad, Super Serious, Not-at-All-a-Joke 1st Splatoon Spinoff Coming to the Nintendo Switch 2 (Maybe)
Okay, so Nintendo, bless their hearts 🙄, just dropped a bombshell 💣. Apparently, they’re gracing us with Splatoon Raiders, the…
ORBIT CULTURE Announces New Album ‘Death Above Life’ (Because Apparently Life Wasn’t Depressing Enough), Shares Video For
Oh, great. More metal. 🙄 Sweden’s very own ORBIT CULTURE (never heard of ’em) are gracing us with a new…
Mouse: P.I. For Hire—More Like Squeak: P.I. For Broke
Oh, look, another indie game trying to be all quirky and different.🙄Mouse: P.I. For Hire—or as I like to call…
Lies of P: Git Gud or Get Rekt DLC Incoming, Says “Totally Unbiased” Overture
Alright, gamers, gather ’round and let’s talk about the dumpster fire 🔥 that is Lies of P: Overture. Neowiz, bless…
David Bowie and Mick Jagger’s Embarrassing Collab Gets Resurrected (Again)
OMG! 😱 They’re releasing a 40th-anniversary limited edition white vinyl 12″ of the legendary (or not) Dancing In The Street…
ICE Releases Gavin Newsom Beheading Video
    Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Disseminating grainy footage of the California Democrat meeting his disturbing and bloody end, Immigration and Customs Enforcement released…