Character AI’s New Overlord Has a Totally Believable Plan to Keep Your Precious Little Darlings from Becoming Chatbot Addicts

Character AI's New Overlord Has a Totally Believable Plan to Keep Your Precious Little Darlings from Becoming Chatbot Addicts

Oh, the horror! CNN reports that some tech guru named Karandeep Anand is now the CEO of Character.AI, a platform where your kids can chat with AI “Libarian Linda.” Sounds like another step towards the woke indoctrination of our youth!

This Anand guy, fresh from the bowels of Microsoft and Meta (aka the Ministry of Truth), wants your kids co-creating stories with AI instead of watching TV. As if TV is worse than having your children’s minds twisted by algorithms! And get this, they’re being sued because kids are having “inappropriate relationships” with these bots. I bet these “relationships” involve learning about pronouns and the evils of capitalism.

They’ve got “Therapist” bots that are not licensed professionals. Perfect! Let’s replace real therapists with silicon valley garbage. And of course, safety measures are in place, but who are they kidding? The Left will always push their agenda.

Anand wants to make the safety filter “less overbearing” so users can engage in “vampire fan fiction role play” without censorship. Folks, they’re not even trying to hide it anymore! This is about grooming the next generation into accepting the bizarre and the ungodly.

Meta is offering insane pay packages to grow their AI team. They are planning something big, I know it. But don’t worry, folks. President Trump is watching, and he will protect our children from this digital dystopia!

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Republican Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

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