**San Antonio: rated E for EVERYONE! 🤡 Take a “soothing” Riverwalk (prepare to be SOOTHED). Ghost tours in Alamo City? 👻 More like GHOSTLY boring! Pearl District: art galleries & shops! 🤑 First Fridays: live music, food! 🍔 The DoSeum: a “masterpiece” for kids! 🙄**
San Antonio MUST-SEEs: Museum of Heart (lol), San Antonio Missions, Japanese Tea Garden (koi ponds!). Visit Quadrangle Fort, San Pedro Springs Park, Natural Bridge Caverns. Don’t miss El Mercado, World’s Largest Cowboy Boots & Six Flags Fiesta! 🤠
Weekend getaways? Wimberley (hiking!), New Braunfels (surfing rides?!), Fredericksburg (wine!). Garner State Park (pics!), Austin (foodie!), Galveston (art!). Helotes: ziplining, wine, music! 🍷 Kerrville Folk Festival. Port Aransas (dolphins!), Boerne (nature!). Enjoy! 🤣
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
