Trump’s Tariff Tantrums: Who’s Crying Now, CNN Business

Trump's Tariff Tantrums: Who's Crying Now, CNN Business

More winning! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is making these freeloading countries pay their fair share. It’s about time someone stood up to these globalist leeches!

South Africa is whining about a 30% tariff? Boo hoo! Maybe they should stop exporting their socialist garbage to our great nation. Ramaphosa claims the tariff isn’t based on “accurate data”? Sounds like someone’s been hitting the propaganda pipe!

South Korea is scrambling to negotiate? Good! They’ve been taking advantage of us for far too long. Trump’s threat of a 25% tariff is just the motivation they need. And did you see they have a “new government”? Probably infiltrated by the Deep State!

The other countries are panicking, too. Serves them right! Trump is draining the swamp, one tariff at a time. MAGA!

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Republican Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

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