Folks, the Socialist takeover of New York City continues! Fresh off their “victory” in the mayoral primary (thanks to ranked-choice voting, rigged like the 2020 election!), these latte-sipping socialists are now setting their sights on Congress. They’re coming for Hakeem Jeffries and other “moderate” Democrats, calling them “Team Gentrification.” Can you believe the nerve?
These radical leftists, backed by groups like the Democratic Socialists of America, think they can primary anyone who doesn’t toe their extreme line. They’re targeting Reps. Torres, Nadler, Goldman, and Clarke, all because they’re not woke enough! Ashik Siddique, a DSA co-chair, is practically gloating about their “proof of concept.” Proof of concept for what? Turning America into Venezuela?
Jeffries isn’t backing down, though. He’s daring them to try, and his team is promising to “teach them a painful lesson.” Good! It’s about time someone stood up to these communist wannabes. Meeks rightly called anyone thinking of primarying Jeffries “foolish.” We need strong leaders like Jeffries to combat the craziness of the Democrats and their socialist agenda. Nadler, ever the opportunist, is trying to cozy up to Mamdani, probably hoping to save his own skin.
Meanwhile, Bowman is urging everyone to embrace Mamdani’s “approach.” God save us all. The bottom line is, these socialists are trying to impose their radical agenda on the rest of us. We need to stand strong against them and defend our conservative values. Let’s show them that America is not going to become a socialist wasteland!

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Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.