Folks, can you believe this? A Bulgarian and a North Macedonian, probably card-carrying liberals, smack into a MOOSE in Alaska!
Smells like a Soros plot to me! They’re probably here to defund our police! Mile 235 of the George Parks Highway, huh? Bet you anything that highway is named after some tree-hugging, socialist sympathizer! And the National Park Service investigating? More like covering up the deep state involvement! I bet this moose was a paid actor. Sad!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
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