Wo-Chien’t Believe It! Shiny Moldy Green Toilet Paper Pokémon Available Now!
Alright, listen up, you beautiful bunch of basement-dwelling Pokémon trainers! 😂 So, remember that Pokémon Presents in July 2025? Yeah,…
Day: August 8, 2025
Hentai corporate at Brutal Assault 2025 (08/08/2025)
Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports…
Pig destroyer at Brutal Assault 2025 (08/08/2025)
Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports…
RFK Jr. Recommends Eating Good Cancer To Kill The Bad Cancer
Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Suggesting an unorthodox alternative to standard oncological treatments, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. issued…
Thursday Murder Club Finally Gets a Trailer (Because Who Cares Anymore?)
Based on some dusty old book 📖 by Richard Osman (whoever that is 🤔), The Thursday Murder Club follows four…
California Dreamin’ Turns Nightmarish Inferno: Run for Your Lives, Folks
Looks like California is on fire again! You know what that means, right? More excuses for those socialist Democrats to…
Duh, Netanyahu’s “Totally Feasible” Gaza City Occupation: An Expert’s Hot Take
Oh, another “expert” from the Deep State swamp at CNN telling Israel how to defend itself! This Miller character probably…
“Oops, We’re All Out of Land Grabs!” Cries Palestinian as Netanyahu Prepares Gaza Mega-Expansion Pack
Oh, the poor Palestinians! “Nothing left to occupy,” they whine, as if they haven’t been trying to eradicate Israel for…