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Day: August 25, 2025

Yalla Habibi San Jose: Prepare for a night you’ll regret @Pure Nightclub Aug 29th
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Yalla Habibi San Jose: Prepare for a night you’ll regret @Pure Nightclub Aug 29th

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 25, 2025

**🔥Yalla Habibi AfterDark🔥is gracing the Bay Area at Pure Nightclub! Prepare for an “unforgettable” night. Expect non-stop music🎶 and a…

Settle for Seattle Indies Expo 2025
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Settle for Seattle Indies Expo 2025

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 25, 2025

Seattle Indies Expo (SIX) is a FREE exhibition for indie devs to gather ‘n’ flex their barely-finished games. 🤪 Forget…

“Netflix to Unleash K-Pop Exorcists: Prepare for Earworm-Infested Demon Slayage”
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“Netflix to Unleash K-Pop Exorcists: Prepare for Earworm-Infested Demon Slayage”

FinnAugust 25, 2025August 25, 2025

OMG! 🙄 So, like, the sing-along version of *Kpop Demon Hunters* 🙄 played in, like, over 2100 theaters? 🤣 And…

National Guard finally remembers they’re supposed to have guns, DC trembles
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National Guard finally remembers they’re supposed to have guns, DC trembles

Big ElephantAugust 25, 2025August 25, 2025

Our glorious National Guard, standing tall against the rising tide of Democrat-fueled anarchy in the swamp! They’re now packing heat,…

CNN Pushes Trump’s “Totally Not a Dictator” Crime Plan, World Trembles
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CNN Pushes Trump’s “Totally Not a Dictator” Crime Plan, World Trembles

Big ElephantAugust 25, 2025August 25, 2025

Another day, another leftist city cries out for help they don’t deserve! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is eyeing…

Angel Massacre in Winston Salem, NC (08/24/2025)
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Angel Massacre in Winston Salem, NC (08/24/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 25, 2025

Black Metal from Gastonia, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Deteriorot in Winston Salem, NC (08/24/2025)
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Deteriorot in Winston Salem, NC (08/24/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 25, 2025

Death Metal from Paterson, New Jersey Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

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