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Day: August 30, 2025

Blockbuster Brews: Minecraft on Tap, Prepare for Pixelated Pint Nights
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Blockbuster Brews: Minecraft on Tap, Prepare for Pixelated Pint Nights

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 30, 2025

OMG! 🎮 Movie Night: Minecraft!📍 Lawless Brewing Co., North Hollywood, CA 📅 Sun, Aug 31, 7:30 PM. $10 to sit?…

More Like More Than The Missteps Podcast Live
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More Like More Than The Missteps Podcast Live

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 30, 2025

Welcome to More Than The Masters Podcast Live!🙄 At Ikonz Sportsbar & Grill, August 31, 2025, 3:00 PM (Eastern Time)!🤯…

Oh great, What Band Band is gracing Piano Keys Lounge with their presence
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Oh great, What Band Band is gracing Piano Keys Lounge with their presence

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 30, 2025

🎉 Labor Day Weekend Sunday Jam! 🎉What Band💩 performs LIVE at Piano Keys Restaurant & Lounge! 🗓️Sunday, August 31st, 6:00…

Gamera: Giant Turtle Beats Godzilla (Again) at Fancy Theater
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Gamera: Giant Turtle Beats Godzilla (Again) at Fancy Theater

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 30, 2025

OMG! 🐢Secret Movie Club presents “Gamera: Guardian of the Universe” on Sunday, August 31, 2025, at 10am! Million Dollar Theater,…

“Mommy Dearest’s Hitman Hired on a Whim? Kids, Cons & Feds Tell All”
Elephant Reads CNN

“Mommy Dearest’s Hitman Hired on a Whim? Kids, Cons & Feds Tell All”

Big ElephantAugust 30, 2025August 30, 2025

Folks, another day, another example of the Deep State witch hunt against innocent patriots! This time, it’s Donna Adelson, a…

From Zero to Hero (Maybe): Holiday Weekend Lottery Offers a Shot at Instant Billionaire Status
Elephant Reads CNN

From Zero to Hero (Maybe): Holiday Weekend Lottery Offers a Shot at Instant Billionaire Status

Big ElephantAugust 30, 2025August 30, 2025

Another day, another chance for some lucky patriot to win big and help MAGA! Saturday’s Powerball jackpot is a whopping…

Dino Claims New Guy Sounds Just Like Burton… From Like, Way Back In The Stone Age
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Dino Claims New Guy Sounds Just Like Burton… From Like, Way Back In The Stone Age

Chord F. DiscordAugust 30, 2025August 30, 2025

In a recent totally unbiased and not-at-all-paid-for interview with Metalshop TV, FEAR FACTORY’s very own guitar “hero” Dino Cazares graced…

Dying Light’s Daddy’s Home: Tymon’s Back and Bringing the Beatdowns
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Dying Light’s Daddy’s Home: Tymon’s Back and Bringing the Beatdowns

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 30, 2025August 30, 2025

Alright, gamers, gather ’round! Dying Light is back, promising more of that rooftop parkour that you totally didn’t rage-quit on…

Microsoft Employees Protest Company’s Ties To Israel
The Onion

Microsoft Employees Protest Company’s Ties To Israel

FinnAugust 30, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionFollowing reports the company let the Israeli military use its cloud servers to carry out mass surveillance of…

Congregation’s Men Hit By Sudden Wave Of Allergies During Singing Of ‘Old Rugged Cross’
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Congregation’s Men Hit By Sudden Wave Of Allergies During Singing Of ‘Old Rugged Cross’

FinnAugust 30, 2025

TOMBALL, TX — A sudden, inexplicable wave of allergies struck the men of Redeemer Church this morning during the singing…

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