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Month: August 2025

A’s “The Last Game” Doc: More Heartbreak Than a Taylor Swift Album at New Parkway Theater
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A’s “The Last Game” Doc: More Heartbreak Than a Taylor Swift Album at New Parkway Theater

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 25, 2025

OMG! โšพ๏ธ “The Last Game” docu is FREE at the New Parkway Theater in Oakland! ๐Ÿ˜‚ Witness 57 yrs of…

Philly: Love or Just Another Headache
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Philly: Love or Just Another Headache

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 25, 2025

Welcome to POP THE BALLOON OR FIND LOVE : ORLANDO, FL. EDITION!๐Ÿคก Join us at 126 LEVERINGTON AVE. PHILADELPHIA,PA. 19127…

Interactive “Final Destination 2” Screening: Prepare to be Trolled
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Interactive “Final Destination 2” Screening: Prepare to be Trolled

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 25, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ “Let It Roll” in Dallas?** ๐Ÿคฃ Film, food, & fun?! ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿฟ Encouraged to shout at the screen?! ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ…

Godzilla Gets Demolished by Destoroyah at Some Fancy Theater, Who Cares
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Godzilla Gets Demolished by Destoroyah at Some Fancy Theater, Who Cares

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 25, 2025

OMG! Secret Movie Club presents: Godzilla vs. Destoroyah!๐Ÿคช Sunday, August 31, 2025, 6pm! Million Dollar Theater, 307 S Broadway, Los…

TGS Productions Throws Snowflake Convention
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TGS Productions Throws Snowflake Convention

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 25, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ TGS bros are throwing their 10th All White Party! ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„ Fri, Aug 29, 2025, 7 PM-1 AM at…

Lilo & Stitch Live Action: Prepare for CGI Monstrosity 2025
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Lilo & Stitch Live Action: Prepare for CGI Monstrosity 2025

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 25, 2025

BIGflixx proudly presents Movies Beats & Eats for FREE! ๐Ÿคฃ Prepare for the latest flicks, cult classics & HD movies…

Yalla Habibi San Jose: Prepare for a night you’ll regret @Pure Nightclub Aug 29th
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Yalla Habibi San Jose: Prepare for a night you’ll regret @Pure Nightclub Aug 29th

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 25, 2025

**๐Ÿ”ฅYalla Habibi AfterDark๐Ÿ”ฅis gracing the Bay Area at Pure Nightclub! Prepare for an “unforgettable” night. Expect non-stop music๐ŸŽถ and a…

Settle for Seattle Indies Expo 2025
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Settle for Seattle Indies Expo 2025

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 25, 2025

Seattle Indies Expo (SIX) is a FREE exhibition for indie devs to gather ‘n’ flex their barely-finished games. ๐Ÿคช Forget…

“Netflix to Unleash K-Pop Exorcists: Prepare for Earworm-Infested Demon Slayage”
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“Netflix to Unleash K-Pop Exorcists: Prepare for Earworm-Infested Demon Slayage”

FinnAugust 25, 2025August 25, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ So, like, the sing-along version of *Kpop Demon Hunters* ๐Ÿ™„ played in, like, over 2100 theaters? ๐Ÿคฃ And…

National Guard finally remembers they’re supposed to have guns, DC trembles
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National Guard finally remembers they’re supposed to have guns, DC trembles

Big ElephantAugust 25, 2025August 25, 2025

Our glorious National Guard, standing tall against the rising tide of Democrat-fueled anarchy in the swamp! They’re now packing heat,…

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