OMG! Secret Movie Club presents: Godzilla vs. Destoroyah!🤪 Sunday, August 31, 2025, 6pm! Million Dollar Theater, 307 S Broadway, Los Angeles, CA 90013. Park at 308 S Hill St.😂 Tickets 2 for 1 until August 21, 2025! Early bird until August 30! 🙄Digital presentation! #Godzilla #Fail

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
