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Month: August 2025

Thursday Murder Club Finally Gets a Trailer (Because Who Cares Anymore?)
Breaking, Movie News

Thursday Murder Club Finally Gets a Trailer (Because Who Cares Anymore?)

FinnAugust 8, 2025August 8, 2025

Based on some dusty old book πŸ“– by Richard Osman (whoever that is πŸ€”), The Thursday Murder Club follows four…

California Dreamin’ Turns Nightmarish Inferno: Run for Your Lives, Folks
Elephant Reads CNN

California Dreamin’ Turns Nightmarish Inferno: Run for Your Lives, Folks

Big ElephantAugust 8, 2025August 8, 2025

Looks like California is on fire again! You know what that means, right? More excuses for those socialist Democrats to…

Duh, Netanyahu’s “Totally Feasible” Gaza City Occupation: An Expert’s Hot Take
Elephant Reads CNN

Duh, Netanyahu’s “Totally Feasible” Gaza City Occupation: An Expert’s Hot Take

Big ElephantAugust 8, 2025August 8, 2025

Oh, another “expert” from the Deep State swamp at CNN telling Israel how to defend itself! This Miller character probably…

“Oops, We’re All Out of Land Grabs!” Cries Palestinian as Netanyahu Prepares Gaza Mega-Expansion Pack
Elephant Reads CNN

“Oops, We’re All Out of Land Grabs!” Cries Palestinian as Netanyahu Prepares Gaza Mega-Expansion Pack

Big ElephantAugust 8, 2025August 8, 2025

Oh, the poor Palestinians! “Nothing left to occupy,” they whine, as if they haven’t been trying to eradicate Israel for…

Fear factory at Brutal Assault 2025 (08/07/2025)
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Fear factory at Brutal Assault 2025 (08/07/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 7, 2025

Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports…

Blood Fire Death at Brutal Assault 2025 (08/07/2025)
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Blood Fire Death at Brutal Assault 2025 (08/07/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 7, 2025

Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports…

Gojira at Brutal Assault 2025 (08/07/2025)
Videos

Gojira at Brutal Assault 2025 (08/07/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 7, 2025

Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports…

The Kovenant at Brutal Assault 2025 (08/07/2025)
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The Kovenant at Brutal Assault 2025 (08/07/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 7, 2025

Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports…

Fit for a King at Brutal Assault 2025 (08/07/2025)
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Fit for a King at Brutal Assault 2025 (08/07/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 7, 2025

Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports…

Wayfarer at Brutal Assault 2025 (08/07/2025)
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Wayfarer at Brutal Assault 2025 (08/07/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 7, 2025

Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports…

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