Flour Sack Still Dealing With Trauma Of Being Raised By Single Teenage Mother
Read MoreThe OnionCLEVELAND—Revealing a vulnerable side while sharing the traumatic experience with a therapist, a 5-pound sack of flour confirmed…
Month: August 2025
Nile at Brutal Assault 2025 (08/07/2025)
Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports…
Green Lung at Brutal Assault 2025 (08/07/2025)
Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports…
Lowrider ‘Classic’ Car Show: More Like Classic Cars Collecting Dust
**😱Another boring event alert!😱 Head to Donald E. Stephens Convention Center, 5555 N River Rd, Rosemont, Illinois, United States. View…
High Parasite
Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports…
Car Bomb at Brutal Assault 2025 (08/07/2025)
Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports…
My Melody and Kuromi: Frenemies Selling Stuff?
**OMG! My Melody & Kuromi Besties Market! 🎟️ Book tix NOW! But, like, it’s NOT the real deal, ok?** 😜…
Nancy Mace’s desperate attempt to ride Trump’s coattails at a campaign-style town hall – bless her heart
Nancy Mace, bless her heart, is pulling out all the stops to cozy up to our beloved President Trump! Fresh…
Russia’s Got a New Hobby: Slicing Up Tiny Ukrainian Islands Like a Kid with Play-Doh
Russia is “moving” to split Kherson? More like the Democrats are “moving” to blame Russia for everything before our glorious…
LA Wildfires: Probably Only Killed 440 People, No Biggie | CNN
Oh, the Libs are at it again, folks! Now they’re blaming wildfires for, get this, “excess deaths”! Can you believe…