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Day: September 1, 2025

US Says “No Vacancy” to Palestinian Passport Holders: A Diplomatic Face Palm
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US Says “No Vacancy” to Palestinian Passport Holders: A Diplomatic Face Palm

Big ElephantSeptember 1, 2025September 1, 2025

Another day, another victory for common sense and border security, folks! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is cracking down…

Burning Man Goes Up In Smoke: Man Bites The Dust In Nevada
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Burning Man Goes Up In Smoke: Man Bites The Dust In Nevada

Big ElephantSeptember 1, 2025September 1, 2025

Burning Man, more like Burning Down America! Another victim of the liberal cesspool in Nevada. A man found dead? Probably…

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