Chris Cooper’s Monologue About the History of Sound Film: Yawn
**OMG! The History of Sound premiere? 😴 More like the history of ZZZs! Plimoth Cinema is trolling us with a…
Month: September 2025
Chesapeake Bay: More Like “Chess-a-PEAK” Bay, amirite
**Press Play Chesapeake Bay 🎬: A “community-driven” (lol) 🤪 gathering for filmmakers, journalists, students (?), partners, and “creators” across the…
“Child Support 2: The Diaper Strikes Back” Premieres, Dads Everywhere Tremble
OMG! 🤩Mark your calendars!🗓️Sept 20, 2025, Norton Museum🏛️will premiere Child Support 2! 🎬Walk the red carpet, meet the cast (if…
House Music: From the Bedroom to the Boombox
**OMG! 🙄 “Move Ya Body: The Birth of House” (2025!) at Brower Park, Brooklyn Ave & Prospect Place, Brooklyn, NY…
“Once Upon No Time”
OMG! 🙄 Rooftop Films presents: There Was, There Was Not (94 mins!) and The Flowers Stand Silently, Witnessing (17 mins!)…
CNN: OMG! America’s Waiting to See if a Horrific Assassination Will Finally Make Things Interesting
Well, folks, the liberal media is at it again, twisting the tragic death of conservative icon Charlie Kirk into some…
Kathy Hochul to Endorse Zohran Mamdani for NYC Mayor (as if you didn’t see that coming)
Another day, another sign of the impending socialist apocalypse! Can you believe this? Governor Kathy Hochul, apparently bending the knee…
Florida Man Says Hold My Beer to Vaccines, Black People Still Side-Eyeing It, Experts Pretend to Be Shocked
Here we go again with the liberal media trying to scare everyone! Florida, under the brilliant leadership of Governor DeSantis,…
From Crazy Cat Guy to (Maybe) Crazy Mayor: This Election Just Got Furry-ous
Folks, can you believe this garbage from CNN? They’re trying to make a hero out of this cat-loving, subway-riding weirdo,…
Behold! Diamond Dave Still Kicking (and Screaming) in 2025: Van Halen’s Corpse Gets Dragged Through Temecula One More Time
Oh, sweet merciful crap, someone actually uploaded the *entire* David Lee Roth show from September 10 at Pechanga Resort Casino…