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Month: September 2025

Old Fart Films? More Like Moldy Fart Films: September Screening & We Survived 3 Years Party!
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Old Fart Films? More Like Moldy Fart Films: September Screening & We Survived 3 Years Party!

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 1, 2025

🚨Not Your Daddy’s Films: Sept Screening & 3rd B-Day Party!🚨 Doors/Bar @ 6 PM, Screening @ 7 PM. Prepare for…

Grit & Grace: Prepare for an Overdose of Inspiration (and Maybe Tears)
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Grit & Grace: Prepare for an Overdose of Inspiration (and Maybe Tears)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 1, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Prepare for *Grit & Grace* at the Fargo Theatre! 🤣 Katie Stensgard’s jiu-jitsu journey? 🥋 More like a…

Shark Attack! (Just Kidding…Probably) – Volente Beach
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Shark Attack! (Just Kidding…Probably) – Volente Beach

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 1, 2025

🤣 JAWS on the Water! 🦈 Volente Beach Resort & Waterpark presents the 50th Anniversary! One. Last. Scare. 🙄 Float…

US Says “No Vacancy” to Palestinian Passport Holders: A Diplomatic Face Palm
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US Says “No Vacancy” to Palestinian Passport Holders: A Diplomatic Face Palm

Big ElephantSeptember 1, 2025September 1, 2025

Another day, another victory for common sense and border security, folks! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is cracking down…

Burning Man Goes Up In Smoke: Man Bites The Dust In Nevada
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Burning Man Goes Up In Smoke: Man Bites The Dust In Nevada

Big ElephantSeptember 1, 2025September 1, 2025

Burning Man, more like Burning Down America! Another victim of the liberal cesspool in Nevada. A man found dead? Probably…

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