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Month: September 2025

Howard Stern stays at SiriusXM to continue elaborate pranks, and CNN Business is reporting it, OMG
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Howard Stern stays at SiriusXM to continue elaborate pranks, and CNN Business is reporting it, OMG

Big ElephantSeptember 8, 2025September 8, 2025

Howard Stern, that aging shock jock, pulled a fast one, pretending to ditch SiriusXM for the likes of Bravo’s Andy…

Louis Jones Studios Throws a Party – Is Anyone Actually Coming
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Louis Jones Studios Throws a Party – Is Anyone Actually Coming

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 8, 2025

**OMG! 🙄Another Emmy®-Award-Winning👏Legacy in Film and Television🎬- The Louis Jones Studios Premiere Event! 🤪4 Short Films: Lost in Grief 😭•…

Brawlhalla LAN: May the Best Moose Win
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Brawlhalla LAN: May the Best Moose Win

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 8, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Moose Wars, Legacy of Legends LAN?** Brawlhalla LAN? 🤣 Watch “pro” players fail! 🤡 All skill levels welcome……

Stop Making Dollars: A Talking Heads Concert Movie That Actually Makes No Sense
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Stop Making Dollars: A Talking Heads Concert Movie That Actually Makes No Sense

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 8, 2025

**OMG! 🙄*STOP MAKING SENSE* is back! 4K restored!🤡 It’s from 1984, directed by Jonathan Demme. David Byrne & Co. at…

Triumph of the Heart: Prepare for Extreme Heart-Warmingness
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Triumph of the Heart: Prepare for Extreme Heart-Warmingness

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 8, 2025

**Oh, joy! 🎉 Another tear-jerker at AMC DINE-IN Bridgewater 7! Prepare for ‘Triumph of the Heart’ – a cinematic masterpiece…

F1 Movie Night: Because Cars in Museums Aren’t Moving Fast Enough
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F1 Movie Night: Because Cars in Museums Aren’t Moving Fast Enough

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 8, 2025

**🎬OMG! The “F1–The Movie”🍿is coming to the Jacksonville Sports Car Museum on Friday, September 12, 2025, 6:00 PM – 10:00…

2025 Emmys: Celebs Strut in Style (or Try To) at Pre-Party No One Asked For
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2025 Emmys: Celebs Strut in Style (or Try To) at Pre-Party No One Asked For

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 8, 2025

OMG! 🙄 U don’t wanna miss the Pre-EMMY Awards Celebration on Saturday, September 13th, 2025! It’s honoring the 77th Primetime…

Summer Nights: More Like Summer Bummer, Am I Right
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Summer Nights: More Like Summer Bummer, Am I Right

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 8, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Prepare for the most thrilling event EVER! 🤡 Friday, September 12th, get ready to squeeze your whole squad…

Marvin Hunter: Because Sundays Weren’t Already Depressing Enough
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Marvin Hunter: Because Sundays Weren’t Already Depressing Enough

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 8, 2025

Marvin Hunter, aka #GrumpyUncle, found comedy in the U.S. Navy⚓️. Now, he’s gracing The Comedy Bar (address unknown) with his…

K-Popocalypse: Demons vs Lip Sync
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K-Popocalypse: Demons vs Lip Sync

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 8, 2025

You wanna get wild? Okay, I’ll show you wild! Welcome to KPop Demon Hunters Sing-Along, an interactive sit-down movie screening…

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