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Month: September 2025

Naomi’s Gonna Show You What’s What
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Naomi’s Gonna Show You What’s What

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 6, 2025

**Naomi Daniels is here to save America from daytime talk show boredom! ๐Ÿคฉ Doors open at 6:30 PM, show at…

Musical Matinees: More Like “My Fair Bore-y”
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Musical Matinees: More Like “My Fair Bore-y”

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 6, 2025

My Fair Lady was a hit!๐Ÿ’ฐ Second highest-grossing film of 1964! Won 8 Oscars, including Best Picture, Best Director &…

Jamaica Plain Film Fest: Like We Didn’t Have Enough Problems
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Jamaica Plain Film Fest: Like We Didn’t Have Enough Problems

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 6, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ “Anyone suffering hardship” can beg for free tickets!** ๐Ÿคฃ General Admission: $25. LGH Member: $20. Student: $15. Email…

New Girl Trivia: Are You Dumber Than Nick Miller?
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New Girl Trivia: Are You Dumber Than Nick Miller?

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 6, 2025

New Girl Trivia Brunch? ๐Ÿ™„ More like a desperate attempt to relive 2011! Join the cringe-fest on September 7th at…

Ugh, Another Band Movie? (NYC Film Premiere)
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Ugh, Another Band Movie? (NYC Film Premiere)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 6, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Prepare for “For U: Intimate Live Experience”! ๐Ÿคฎ Watch Jesse Vega’s CREATIVE journey to his FIRST concert. ๐Ÿคฃ…

Seattle Open Arts Space Hosts No-Prize N64 Smash Fest
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Seattle Open Arts Space Hosts No-Prize N64 Smash Fest

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 6, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ RAISED BY TV PRESENTS: SMASH BROS N64 TOURNAMENT, Sept 7, 12:30 PM doors, 1 PM tourney, Seattle Open…

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Onyi Okoli’s “Level 1” Improv Show: Prepare for Mediocrity

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 6, 2025

**OMG! ๐ŸŽญ๐Ÿ”ฅ Improv Level 1 students, led by the amazing Onyi Okoli, will unleash their “hard work” from the last…

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Sara Hennessey’s Comedy School: Prepare to be Mediocre (on a Sunday)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 6, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿคฃ Eris Deep Space is being graced by Sunday Stand Up Level 1 students taught by Sara Hennessey! Witness…

48 Hour Film Project San Antonio: Prepare for Utter Chaos and Hilarious Disasters
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48 Hour Film Project San Antonio: Prepare for Utter Chaos and Hilarious Disasters

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 6, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ The 48 Hour Film Project Screening – 2025 at Deco Ballroom and Event Center? Prepare for cinematic โœจmagicโœจ(or…

La Peรฑa presents: “Nae Pasaran” (A Film So Riveting, You’ll Wish You Were Watching Paint Dry)
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La Peรฑa presents: “Nae Pasaran” (A Film So Riveting, You’ll Wish You Were Watching Paint Dry)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 6, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Watch “Nae Pasaran” (2018) on September 7, 2025, at 6:30 PM (96 min runtime) at La Peรฑa Cultural…

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