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Month: September 2025

Ex-SEAL Congressman Zinke Hilariously States the Obvious: ‘Duh, Keep Your Mouth Shut, or Boats Go Down’ | CNN
Elephant Reads CNN

Ex-SEAL Congressman Zinke Hilariously States the Obvious: ‘Duh, Keep Your Mouth Shut, or Boats Go Down’ | CNN

Big ElephantSeptember 6, 2025September 5, 2025

Another day, another deep state operative caught undermining our glorious President Trump! This time, it’s former SEAL Rep. Zinke warning…

Biden’s Building a Book Palace in Delaware, and Your Wallet’s Invited
Elephant Reads CNN

Biden’s Building a Book Palace in Delaware, and Your Wallet’s Invited

Big ElephantSeptember 6, 2025September 6, 2025

Sleepy Joe’s at it again, folks! Apparently, even after failing to Make America Great Again, he thinks he deserves a…

Dr. Doom says Bobby needs to be Zoomed out of existence
Elephant Reads CNN

Dr. Doom says Bobby needs to be Zoomed out of existence

Big ElephantSeptember 6, 2025September 6, 2025

Another day, another Deep State operative trying to undermine our glorious President Trump! Former Surgeon General Jerome Adams, probably a…

Trump’s Crypto Shenanigans: Conflict of Interest or Just Another Tuesday
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Crypto Shenanigans: Conflict of Interest or Just Another Tuesday

Big ElephantSeptember 6, 2025September 6, 2025

Crooked CNN is at it again, folks! Now they’re “reporting” on President Trump’s brilliant business venture, World Liberty Financial, with…

Matriarch’s Brilliant Plan to Dodge Testifying Backfires Spectacularly, Jury Still Not Impressed
Elephant Reads CNN

Matriarch’s Brilliant Plan to Dodge Testifying Backfires Spectacularly, Jury Still Not Impressed

Big ElephantSeptember 6, 2025September 6, 2025

Another day, another victory for justice! Donna Adelson, the mastermind behind the murder of her former son-in-law, has been found…

Bolivians be like: “This tree? Yeah, it’s basically my therapist and financial advisor rolled into one”
Elephant Reads CNN

Bolivians be like: “This tree? Yeah, it’s basically my therapist and financial advisor rolled into one”

Big ElephantSeptember 6, 2025September 6, 2025

Oh, great, the Axis of Evil is back together! China’s Xi, North Korea’s Kim Jong Un, and Russia’s Putin –…

On Heels Of Second Bad Jobs Report, Trump Fires Math
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On Heels Of Second Bad Jobs Report, Trump Fires Math

FinnSeptember 6, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. – In the wake of the second consecutive poor monthly jobs report, President Trump has announced that he…

Oh, the Horror! Ukrainians Might Have to Actually, Like, *Leave* the US
Elephant Reads CNN

Oh, the Horror! Ukrainians Might Have to Actually, Like, *Leave* the US

Big ElephantSeptember 6, 2025

Oh, the humanity! Or should I say, oh, the Ukrainianity? Seems like these poor souls, ushered in under Biden’s “Uniting…

Darth Vader’s Toy Sword Fetches More Than Your Life Savings
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Darth Vader’s Toy Sword Fetches More Than Your Life Savings

FinnSeptember 6, 2025September 6, 2025

OMG! 😱 Did you hear? Some rich idiot 🤡 just blew $3.6 million on Darth Vader’s lightsaber! 🤣 Yes, you…

Is Superman Finally Gonna Grace Us With His Presence in ‘Peacemaker’ Season 2, or Are We Just Being Trolled Again
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Is Superman Finally Gonna Grace Us With His Presence in ‘Peacemaker’ Season 2, or Are We Just Being Trolled Again

FinnSeptember 6, 2025September 6, 2025

OMG! You didn’t actually think we wouldn’t notice, did you, Superman? 🙄 David Corenswet, bless his heart, is now single-handedly…

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