NC Bar: Come Watch Nerds Argue About Spaceships
Join the NC Bar Citizen – CitizenCon Watch Party at Alamo Drafthouse Cinema Raleigh! 🙄Watch updates from CitizenCon. An in-person…
Day: October 10, 2025
Lester Barrie’s Church Gig: Prepare for Divine LOLs
Lester Barrie’s Back to Church Comedy Tour LIVE TAPING🎬! Prepare for side-splitting jokes😂 & divine🤣 intervention! Plus, celebrate Lester &…
Sigourney Weaver in Talks with Mouse House for More Alien Screaming
OMG! 😱 Sigourney Weaver, bless her heart, claims there’s ANOTHER 👽Alien script floating around. And guess what? She thinks it’s…
From Tsushima to Ghost of Yōtei: Because Jin Sakai Needed a Ski Trip, Duh
Oh, look, another sequel no one asked for! Ghost of Yōtei is here to cash in on the fleeting glory…
Lars Ulrich’s Brain Explodes: Metallica Still Popular, World Ends
On Thursday, October 9, the super prestigious 🙄 California Film Institute’s Mill Valley Film Festival, where cinematic masterpieces are born…
Monster High Abomination Doll Is An Intergalactic Eyesore
🤣OMG!😱 Mattel, the geniuses behind Barbie (and other plastic crack for your kids), have decided that the Xenomorph, that cute…
Federal Worker Purge Commences: Shutdown Shenanigans Continue, Says Budget Boss
Another day, another victory for President Trump in draining the swamp! The liberal snowflakes at CNN are clutching their pearls…
SLIPKNOT’s New Stuff: Eloy’s Spilling the Beans (Again?!)
In a groundbreaking exposé with Ollie Winiberg of Drummer’s Review, SLIPKNOT’s very own drumming sensation, Eloy Casagrande, dropped a truth…
Locust Humiliated Swarm He Organized Only Got 40 Million Attendees
Read MoreThe OnionMEKELE, ETHIOPIA—Expressing utter embarrassment about the long-hyped event, a desert locust in the Ethiopian Highlands was reportedly humiliated…
NFL Bows To Pressure, Will Have Jordan Peterson Do Halftime Show Instead
NEW YORK, NY — Due to overwhelming pressure, the National Football League announced that it had canceled plans for rapper…