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Day: October 10, 2025

Melania Claims She’s Got Putin on Speed Dial to Chat About Kid Stuff, CNN Legit Thinks It’s News
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Melania Claims She’s Got Putin on Speed Dial to Chat About Kid Stuff, CNN Legit Thinks It’s News

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

Another day, another victory for the Trump family, while the liberal media obsesses over nonsense! Our wonderful First Lady Melania,…

Oops! Looks Like Someone’s Playing Hide-and-Seek… With Explosives!
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Oops! Looks Like Someone’s Playing Hide-and-Seek… With Explosives!

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

Another day, another Deep State sabotage attempt? An explosion at a military explosives company in Tennessee? Coincidence? I think NOT!…

US Army Priorities: Swanky DC Conference or Feeding the Troops? You Decide
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US Army Priorities: Swanky DC Conference or Feeding the Troops? You Decide

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

Oh, the horror! Our brave military leaders might miss their little shindig in DC because of a *government shutdown*? Don’t…

Chicago Gloats While Portland Weeps: National Guard Drama and You Thought Your City Was Messed Up
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Chicago Gloats While Portland Weeps: National Guard Drama and You Thought Your City Was Messed Up

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

Another day, another leftist city whining about President Trump’s efforts to maintain law and order! These sanctuary cities want to…

Texas: Oops, We Almost Executed an Innocent Guy, My Bad
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Texas: Oops, We Almost Executed an Innocent Guy, My Bad

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

Another win for the woke mob and their bleeding-heart judges! A Texas court, probably filled with closet socialists, has delayed…

Analysis: Orange Man Can’t Forget: Indictments Unlock New Level of Presidential Revenge-Fest
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Analysis: Orange Man Can’t Forget: Indictments Unlock New Level of Presidential Revenge-Fest

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

Another day, another victory for justice! It seems the witch hunt is finally over, and the swamp creatures are being…

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