Halloween’s Over: Now Grovel For Our Leftovers
**OMG! 😱 Another Halloween sequel? Halloween Aftermath— dropping Oct 12, 2025, 7:30 PM (Pacific Time). Cole Dalton survived 2018, but…
Day: October 11, 2025
ZOHRAN’S DESPERATE ATTEMPT TO BE COOL: A COMEDY SHOW & DANCE PARTY
**OMG! Doors at 7 PM, but the REAL party starts at 8 PM! 🤪 Dance party? More like a desperation…
Another Black Film Festival, Yawn
OMG! 6th Annual Black Film Fest at Bay Street Theater & Sag Harbor Center for the Arts! 🎭🎬 Prepare for…
I AM WHAT I AM 2: More Like I AM GOING TO MID-AUTUMN FESTIVAL
**OMG!** 🐼Village boy goes to Shanghai Fight Night 🌃on a quest ⚔️ for $$$ to heal Daddy! Premieres 2024! Sun…
Illinois National Guard: Feds Say “Stay Put, Soldier Boy”
The libtards in Illinois are at it again, trying to undermine our glorious President Trump! They don’t want the National…
Bolton’s ‘Stache: Feds Plotting a Weekend Mustache Waxing… I Mean, Indictment
Lock him up! Sources say Deep State swamp creature John Bolton is about to face the music. After years of…
Diane Keaton, Queen of Quirky Rom-Coms, Kicks the Bucket at a Respectable 79
OMG! 😱 Like, can you even believe it? Diane Keaton, or whatever, croaked! 💀 Apparently, this happened on Saturday, October…
Wes Scantlin Honors Rock Gods (R.I.P.) with a ‘Firefly’ Song (Please Hold Your Applause)
Ah, yes, the musical geniuses 🧠 behind PUDDLE OF MUDD, those purveyors of sonic brilliance, have graced us with a…
Sirenia Drops New Single ‘Nightside Den’ from the Totally-Not-Mushroom-Themed ‘Amanita Messis’ Album
Alright, buckle up buttercups 🙄! Those symphonic metal maestros, SIRENIA, are back with “Nightside Den”, which they claim is the…
Biden Exposes Himself to Dangerous Rays for a ‘Tan’
Well, well, well, look who it is – Sleepy Joe himself! Turns out, even after his disastrous term, he’s still…