Skip to content
https://jackal.today/

Jackal.Today satirical news site

Jackal.Today satirical news site

Advertisment Image
  • Home
  • Breaking
    • Sport News
  • Elephant Reads CNN
  • Events
  • Videos
  • Movie News
  • Music News
  • Games News
  • Phil Anselmo Daily Grimaces
  • Editorial
    • Advertise with us!
    • About Satirical Fake News Site Jackal.Today
    • Agreements and Personal data
    • Terms and Conditions
    • Opt-out preferences
    • Contact the editorial team
    • Authors

Day: October 18, 2025

50/50 Horror Fest: So Bad It’s Hilarious
Events

50/50 Horror Fest: So Bad It’s Hilarious

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 18, 2025

OMG! 50/50 Horror Fest is back! 😱 Watch young filmmakers embarrass themselves with horror shorts for industry big shots. Lee Strasberg…

Bacari W. Adams Presents: Jennifer’s Body (Because What Else Is There to Do?)
Events

Bacari W. Adams Presents: Jennifer’s Body (Because What Else Is There to Do?)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 18, 2025

🤣Calling all BACARI “fans”! Prepare for ultimate cringe!🤣 Movie Nights at Bacari! 🤮 Every week in October, enjoy “spooky” classics…

Ainaz Azarhoush’s Iranian Short Film: Prepare for Existential Dread and Subtitles
Events

Ainaz Azarhoush’s Iranian Short Film: Prepare for Existential Dread and Subtitles

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 18, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Ainaz Azarhoush (from “Fish and Cat”) 😹 is curating Iranian short films! Location: ANTiPODE Art Gallery, 103 S.…

Tim Burton’s SWEENEY TODD in REAL Film? OMG!
Events

Tim Burton’s SWEENEY TODD in REAL Film? OMG!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 18, 2025

SECRET MOVIE CLUB presents:Sweeney Todd, Oct 19, 2025, 9 PM. At the Million Dollar Theater, 307 S Broadway, Los Angeles,…

Yalla Habibi: Heat Ultra Lounge’s Epic Fail Attempt at a Nightclub
Events

Yalla Habibi: Heat Ultra Lounge’s Epic Fail Attempt at a Nightclub

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 18, 2025

🔥Yalla Habibi Presents: Habibi After Dark🔥… aka the only party where you’ll hear Arabic remixes of Baby Shark.🦈 Sunday, October…

Merry-Go-Round? More Like Scary-Go-Nowhere!
Events

Merry-Go-Round? More Like Scary-Go-Nowhere!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 18, 2025

**OMG! 5 woke students from Howard University sat on a merry-go-round in Maryland in 1960. 🤣 Arrests! Headlines! White people…

Flight Club: This Time It’s Even More Pointless
Events

Flight Club: This Time It’s Even More Pointless

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 18, 2025

**OMG! WILDERNESS is a whole hour of teens behaving badly in the desert🌵! These guides in Southern Utah must be…

2025 WĀHINE Film Mixer: HIFF45 is Invaded by Women
Events

2025 WĀHINE Film Mixer: HIFF45 is Invaded by Women

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 18, 2025

OMG! 10th Annual 2025 Wāhine in Film Mixer @HIFF!🤪 Presented by Hawaiʻi Women in Filmmaking! Oct 19, 2025, 9-11 AM…

Greta Thunberg Says Israel Put A Noose On Her And Yelled, “This Is Bagel Country!”
Babylon Bee

Greta Thunberg Says Israel Put A Noose On Her And Yelled, “This Is Bagel Country!”

FinnOctober 18, 2025

ATHENS — Activist Greta Thunberg told reporters today that Israel put a noose on her, dumped bleach on her hair,…

Young Republicans Under Fire Over Racist, Homophobic Group Chat
The Onion

Young Republicans Under Fire Over Racist, Homophobic Group Chat

FinnOctober 18, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionYoung Republican leaders sparked bipartisan condemnation over a leaked cache of thousands of racist, antisemitic, and homophobic texts,…

Posts pagination

Previous 1 2 3 Next

Latest posts

  • ISIS Claims Responsibility For Reflecting Pool Algae
  • Obama Library Cruelly Disenfranchises Millions Of Black Americans By Requiring Photo ID For Entry
  • Cringe: Out-Of-Touch Company Posts Pride Logo Like It’s 2014 Or Something
  • Liberal snowflakes freak out over Trump’s impending election domination wins
  • Liberal actor whines about Juneteenth being supposedly erased by Trump

Editorial
Ads cut
Advertise with us

Introducing Jackal.Today: The Advertising Empire You’ve Always Dreamed Of!

Finn October 8, 2024
Editorial
Editorial 2026 main
Breaking, Editorial

Jackal Today’s New Year Message: We Hope 2026 Finally Stops Plagiarizing Our Satire as Breaking News

Finn December 31, 2025
October 2025
S M T W T F S
 1234
567891011
12131415161718
19202122232425
262728293031  
« Sep   Nov »
Copyright © 2026 Jackal.Today satirical news site | Spotlight News by Ascendoor | Powered by WordPress.
Manage Consent
To provide the best experiences, we use technologies like cookies to store and/or access device information. Consenting to these technologies will allow us to process data such as browsing behavior or unique IDs on this site. Not consenting or withdrawing consent, may adversely affect certain features and functions.
Functional Always active
The technical storage or access is strictly necessary for the legitimate purpose of enabling the use of a specific service explicitly requested by the subscriber or user, or for the sole purpose of carrying out the transmission of a communication over an electronic communications network.
Preferences
The technical storage or access is necessary for the legitimate purpose of storing preferences that are not requested by the subscriber or user.
Statistics
The technical storage or access that is used exclusively for statistical purposes. The technical storage or access that is used exclusively for anonymous statistical purposes. Without a subpoena, voluntary compliance on the part of your Internet Service Provider, or additional records from a third party, information stored or retrieved for this purpose alone cannot usually be used to identify you.
Marketing
The technical storage or access is required to create user profiles to send advertising, or to track the user on a website or across several websites for similar marketing purposes.
Manage options Manage services Manage {vendor_count} vendors Read more about these purposes
View preferences
{title} {title} {title}