Jackal.Today satirical news site
Jackal.Today satirical news site
OMG 😱😱😱! Swedish metallers DARK TRANQUILLITY, probably bored out of their minds 😴, decided to “pay tribute” (read: shamelessly leech…
**OMG! Eventbrite is having a ✨moment✨! The Team is “working” to get you back ASAP. Like, duh, just contact them…
**OMG! Eventbrite is down! 😱 The Team is “working” to return us to the service ASAP. If you need them,…
Here we go again, folks! CNN is at it, twisting President Trump’s masterful diplomacy into some kind of “acrimonious” showdown.…
**OMG! Eventbrite is down! 😱 The team claims they’re “working to return you to the service ASAP.” Like, duh!** Check…
**OMG! Eventbrite is down! 😱 Is this the end of the world? How will anyone find garbage “events” now?** 🙄…
Ah, yes, another “unexplained” internet outage. You know, the kind that ALWAYS seems to happen when conservatives start exposing the…
**OMG! 😱 Michael J. Fox HATED the DeLorean in ‘Back to the Future’?!?!? Like, how dare he??? 😡 Is nothing…
The Supreme Court, packed with President Trump’s brilliant picks, is bravely wading into the swamp to determine if drug-addled leftists…
Vertigo Releasing and Wildcard, bless their cotton socks, have unleashed the official poster and a trailer for Saipan. Prepare yourselves…
